Ask Me Help Desk - Your worst sexual experience.

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

I've never had anyone comment on odor before, particularly to the gagging stage. That's what startled me.

Me either! Some guys are grossed out by it; I get that. But never heard anyone mention a foul odor. May be something else going on...

But I say if he doesn't mind, neither do I. I'll worry about the mess afterwards.

Ha!

My partner and I are waiting till we get married to do it, but she does tell me she wants me to do it during that time of the month too, so we'll see how I go. Thing is, she tells me the has a very very heavy flow. Half the time, when she gets up in the morning during that time, she says it looks like someone was murdered in her bed with the blood everywhere. Oh well, that's something for me to look forward to I guess. Lol!

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

she tells me the has a very very heavy flow. Half the time, when she gets up in the morning during that time, she says it looks like someone was murdered in her bed with the blood everywhere.

Uhmmmm... TMI :eek:

Bad visuals

My friend told me that he once was dating this girl and they decided to have sex one night. He was drinking but when he was about to go down her her thing smelled horrible enough to make him throw up.

He said he didn't know if it was from the heat because it was a hot summer night but come on. She could have wash down there. It smelled worst than the department of sanition. Me and my fiancé just laughed at the story.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Uhmmmm...............................TMI :eek:

Bad visuals

Haha... tell me about it... sorry for the visuals... but this is something I might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating a lot.. which I hope she is. Lol!

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... tell me about it... sorry for the visuals... but this is something I might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating alot.. which I hope she is. Lol!

LOL... you may need to buy her some sponge pants :D

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Originally Posted by blackvy

haha... Tell me about it... Sorry for the visuals... But this is something i might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating alot.. Which i hope she is. Lol!

Sleep on the couch! Lol

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LOL..............you may need to buy her some sponge pants :D

Or some Depends adult diapers. :eek:

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Ha!

My partner and I are waiting till we get married to do it, but she does tell me she wants me to do it during that time of the month too, so we'll see how I go. Thing is, she tells me the has a very very heavy flow. Half the time, when she gets up in the morning during that time, she says it looks like someone was murdered in her bed with the blood everywhere. Oh well, thats something for me to look forward to I guess. Lol!

Maybe she should with a towel under her. Why is there blood everywhere? Hehehe!

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Or some Depends adult diapers. :eek:

Yeah but when she takes it off the blood might get over everything. Hehe!

That's just bad!

Haha... she has a towel under her sometimes, but some nights, she forgets and that's when the murder happens. Lucky for me I don't live with her yet and when I do some visit her, her sheets are always nice and clean. Lol! I guess she moves around a lot at night.

Adult diapers... Lol... yeah I'm sure that will go down well with her. Interesting conversation:

Hi hun, I got you some adult diapers so you can use them at that time of the month.

The next night there is blood all over her bed anyway, because I was murdered for saying the word adult diapers. Lol!

(Don't worry, there is a spare room in the house I bought)... lol

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Originally Posted by liz28

Yeah but when she takes it off the blood might get over everything. hehe!

Ok! Ok! This thread is getting out of hand! :(

So do I win the worst sexual exp contest?

Other than the fact I ain't had sex with her yet, but I will in time, do I win? Lol ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

So do I win the worst sexual exp contest?

Other than the fact I ain't had sex with her yet, but I will in time, do I win? lol ;)

Nope, have you read the other posts?

We've got poop, drool, rotten va jj's, douche fetishes, and kids watching... Holla back once you come out drenched like you're a star in a horror movie... :p

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... she has a towel under her sometimes, but some nights, she forgets and thats when the murder happens. Lucky for me I don't live with her yet and when I do some visit her, her sheets are always nice and clean. Lol! I guess she moves around a lot at night.

Adult diapers... Lol... yeah I'm sure that will go down well with her. Interesting conversation:

Hi hun, I got you some adult diapers so you can use them at that time of the month.

The next night there is blood all over her bed anyway, because I was murdered for saying the word adult diapers. Lol!

(Don't worry, there is a spare room in the house I bought)... lol

They have something you can buy at any major store. It looks like half a blanket and is made to absorbed anything. I used to buy it for my daughter when she litle because she used to pee the bed. Hospitals use it but the name of it isn't coming to me. Maybe I will think of the name in the morning.

I thought the spare bedroom was for me. :-( You hurt my feelings. Hehe

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Nope, have you read the other posts??

We've got poop, drool, rotten va jj's, douche fetishes, and kids watching... Holla back once you come out drenched like you're a star in a horror movie...:p

Bahahahaha!!

Yeah I've read the other posts. Very interesting

So if I look like this, I'm in with a chance? Or more blood??

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...emakenoash.jpg

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Bahahahaha!!!

Yeah I've read the other posts. Very interesting

So if I look like this, I'm in with a chance? Or more blood???

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...emakenoash.jpg

OK OK... I"m out of here :eek: :eek:

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Originally Posted by liz28

They have something you can buy at any major store. It looks like half a blanket and is made to absorbed anything. I used to buy it for my daughter when she litle because she used to pee the bed. Hospitals use it but the name of it isn't comming to me. Maybe I will think of the name in the morning.

I thought the spare bedroom was for me. :-( You hurt my feelings. hehe

Haha... cool cool, if you know what its called, let me know. Could save my life... Lol!

And sure, you can have the guest room, I'll sleep in the study... Better to keep my eyes open anyway just in case... :eek:

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Bahahahaha!!!

Yeah I've read the other posts. Very interesting

So if I look like this, I'm in with a chance? Or more blood???

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...emakenoash.jpg

Honestly that made me jump! Good one! Honey if you look like that when your done you had a full course meal and loved it! Haha Then you win in my book.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

oK ok..................I"m outta here :eek: :eek:

Haha... mission accomplished... :D

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... mission accomplished... :D

Me to, but no mission accomplished here. I am going to bed.

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... cool cool, if you know what its called, let me know. Could save my life.... Lol!

And sure, you can have the guest room, I'll sleep in the study... Better to keep my eyes open anyway just incase... :eek:

It can be called anything you want to be. Hehehe

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Me to, but no mission accomplished here. I am going to bed.

Haha... well in my mind, my work here is done... lol... because its 11am here.. lol... night night... :)

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Originally Posted by liz28

It can be called anything you want to be. hehehe

Haha... OK then... we'll call them super soakies... :)

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Me to, but no mission accomplished here. I am going to bed.

Your going to bed to do what? Don't go to your tickle chest.

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... cool cool, if you know what its called, let me know. Could save my life.... Lol!

And sure, you can have the guest room, I'll sleep in the study... Better to keep my eyes open anyway just incase... :eek:

They're called "chux". They're waterproof disposable pads. Used a lot in hospitals.

I really hope you don't have blood all over your face afterwards. :eek:

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

They're called "chux". They're waterproof disposable pads. Used a lot in hospitals.

I really hope you don't have blood all over your face afterwards. :eek:

Thanks. Will look for them. But I think chux here are different, because they are normal cleaning clothes here, for like wiping windows and stuff.. but all good...

Haha... wish me luck... I'm going to have to be very delicate in this matter...

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Thanks. Will look for them. But I think chux here are different, coz they are normal cleaning clothes here, for like wiping windows and stuff.. but all good...

Haha... wish me luck... I'm going to have to be very delicate in this matter...

Here's a site, this is what we're talking about.

NorthShore Care Supply: Underpads

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Here's a site, this is what we're talking about.

NorthShore Care Supply: Underpads

Ha cool! Thanks, Now I have to convince her to let me get them for her, to order something from America... lol! This is going to make her feel sooooo bad... lol

I know why your face would be getting bloody like that but I not going say why. Think about it! Finish thinking? Lol

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Originally Posted by liz28

I know why your face would be getting bloody like that but I not going say why. Think about it! Finish thinking? lol

Haha... I know I know... I'm not as dumb as I look... lol... but its OK... I'm sure she doesn't expect that...

Imagine if BlackVY and his girl had sex in the shower in her Tamp time , it'd look like a scene from "Pshyco"

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Imagine if BlackVY and his girl had sex in the shower in her Tamp time , it'd look like a scene from "Pshyco"

Haha... all you'd see is the red stuff going down the drain... Lol!. got to have the theme music playing in the background too... ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Imagine if BlackVY and his girl had sex in the shower in her Tamp time , it'd look like a scene from "Pshyco"

I thought you were leaving. I guess not! Hehe

Haha... some people just can't stay away... ;)

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Originally Posted by MtBJOKER27

we gave up having sex in her shower, mines much bigger and nothings above waist level in there.lol

Exactly how big is your shower?

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... tell me about it... sorry for the visuals... but this is something I might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating alot.. which I hope she is. Lol!

Gee wiz... good luck with that!. :D

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Ha cool! Thanks, Now I have to convince her to let me get them for her, to order something from America... lol! This is going to make her feel sooooo bad... lol

Naw, she may appreciate the thought because clean ups can be awfully time consuming and expensive... :D

Haha... thanks... yeah I can imagine how it would be, so I'm glad I don't have to deal with any of it right now... :)