Ask Me Help Desk - Do these boobs look real to you?

Damn, can you imagine all that hair?

The only reasonable thing I've ever hear ron jeremy say... and it isn't like I keep tabs on what he says... was "ive gotten more women off with my tongue than my d*&k"...

I might just agree with the fat, hairy boy. Put a gun to my head and tell me to get you off... I'm on my knees.

A pillow under your arse wouldn't hurt. The right angle makes it so much easier.

Uhm...

Uh...

Oh yeah, I guess I'm off topic.

I blame the ladies. They MAKE me act naughty.

Oh... yeah... and if you need to borrow a gun to point at me to get me on my knees, there's one in the second drawer down. ;)

Searching for the gun, searching for the gun, where's that darn gun? I can't find it! Darnit, not fair, you hid it! :(

Its in my pants

Are you sure that's a gun KP? ;)

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that's for me to know and for you to find out. ;)

Is that a dare? You know I can't resist a dare! ;)

Darnit, I should be upstairs with hubby but I just can't seem to pull away from the puter. Naughty KP, you've got me spell bound.

Okay, shake it off. I'm coming hubby, or at least I hope so. ;)

Loot at the top part of the cleavage near the throat. As a general rule if the curve goes all the way to wear the skin begins to rise away from the chest odds are smack on they are fake. Real large boobs (as in not fake on D and above, sometimes C), even on young women will decend on a vertical line for the first few inches depending on mussle tone sometimes even further.

And a woman I knew with big fake boobs she was proud of is who pointed that out to me. In a video I can pick out fake ones every time. But this way you can peg them even if she is wearing a bra with just a little cleaving showing.

THen there is the "how do they dance" when she moves. Even with a heavy duty bra a D or better will have some movement when she walks. Fake ones seem to defy the laws of gravity in more aspects than one.

I love big boobs when they are real. I'm not a big fan of fake ones.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Are you sure that's a gun KP? ;)

And this thread is about?:)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

its in my pants

Do you have a concealed carry permit for that gun?

You are all being very naughty.

I'd spank you all and close the thread, but honestly---this is somewhat amusing.

Who knew that asking about fake boobs would get you a conversation about a gun?

Well, if you guys get to look at boobies, I think we should be allowed to imagine your guns. Imagining kp's is a personal hobby of mine. I know I'm not alone in that.

Whoops, now I'm imagining stringer's. Whoops, whoops, whoops.

Now it's smoothy's. Whoops.

Well. Now. Back to kp's... my favorite.

Judy, the balloon thing was horrendous. Yes, I was laughing, but now I need a confession booth.

Talking about weird science, that bellybutton story was painful to read. Why not do it through their noses? Or their starfish?

Them bubbies is not real.

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Originally Posted by linnealand

well, if you guys get to look at boobies, i think we should be allowed to imagine your guns. imagining kp's is a personal hobby of mine. i know i'm not alone in that.

whoops, now i'm imagining stringer's. whoops, whoops, whoops.

now it's smoothy's. whoops.

well. now. back to kp's... my favorite.

judy, the balloon thing was horrendous. yes, i was laughing, but now i need a confession booth.

talking about weird science, that bellybutton story was painful to read. why not do it through their noses? or their starfish?

them bubbies is not real.

HMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... second best huh? :)

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Originally Posted by linnealand

talking about weird science, that bellybutton story was painful to read. why not do it through their noses? or their starfish?

Because you'd need to go through more internal "walls"... the belly button surgery, as I understand it, runs a tube from the insertion at the belly button up to the chest by going essentially under the skin only, through fatty tissue. The tube does not go into your abdominal cavity.

If you go in through the nose or mouth, you are going to be in the respiratory system (wouldnt be done) or the digestive tract (and they do some surgeries through here), and would need to penetrate through that wall at some point... so you'd be in the tract, cut into through to get into the thoracic or abdominal cavity, and still not be at the right position. More cuts, more cumbersome, through areas you don't really want to cut.

J_9 would have to explain more about what they can do with "natural orifice surgeries"... to my knowledge, they only use the GI tract for surgeries closely tied to it... for ex, not to "ick" you out, but its possible to remove an appendix through a tube at the mouth and have very reduced pain.

Doctors at columbia med center last year, or maybe it was this year, did... hmmm.. I think it was removal of a kidney by going through a small incision in the uterus. Supposed to be faster healing and less painful from what I remember.

So through the belly button is like going through the armpit, just further away.

Wow... way to kill the mood, there.

Ick.

Hey... I was just staying on topic-ish with the surgery talk. No, its not the same as "look at these boobs"...

You threatened spanking if we kept straying and linny asked a good question. She's an inquisitive woman. I feel an obligation to engage her mind. And stuff.

We're back on topic? Pooh! :(

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Originally Posted by kp2171

because youd need to go through more internal "walls"... the belly button surgery, as i understand it, runs a tube from the insertion at the belly button up to the chest by going essentially under the skin only, through fatty tissue. the tube does not go into your abdominal cavity.

if you go in through the nose or mouth, you are going to be in the respiratory system (wouldnt be done) or the digestive tract (and they do some surgeries through here), and would need to penetrate through that wall at some point...so youd be in the tract, cut into through to get into the thoracic or abdominal cavity, and still not be at the right position. more cuts, more cumbersome, through areas you dont really want to cut.

J_9 would have to explain more about what they can do with "natural orifice surgeries"... to my knowledge, they only use the GI tract for surgeries closely tied to it... for ex, not to "ick" you out, but its possible to remove an appendix through a tube at the mouth and have very reduced pain.

doctors at columbia med center last year, or maybe it was this year, did... hmmm.. i think it was removal of a kidney by going through a small incision in the uterus. supposed to be faster healing and less painful from what i remember.

so through the belly button is like going through the armpit, just further away.

Um, it was extremely sexy to hear you going through the dynamics involved in defining the finite possibilities of surgical boobery.

That said, I know I'm a natural blond, but I did realize the silly nature of the question.

For the record, linny doesn't think that the body is like cotton stuffed teddy bear in which one might reach in and stuff the feet through the eye holes.

If we really want to get technical about it, she has dissected more animals in her lifetime than she will ever care to recount, she soared through honors biology courses in college (with a 4.0 average, ahem), and she has spent an enormous amount of her adult life studying human anatomy, which happens to play a significant role in her existence as an artist (in fact, bloody show off that she is, linny sculpts detailed abstractions of skulls, muscles and bones underneath her classical realist portrait and figure sculptures).

I'm sorry for the "linny" references, but if I'm bragging, I insist on doing it in the third person. It almost sounds like someone else is saying it. Yes, I said almost.

Tada.

Honestly, I thought the idea was so silly that it would result in a simple double take and a little smile. I just couldn't resist suggesting the image... or let an opportunity to say "starfish" fly by.

No offense given, and none taken. :)

I just don't want you (or anyone else) thinking that I'm sitting at home, staring at the wall and really wondering why it wouldn't be a great idea to do a boob job through a bum hole. Or a nose for that matter.

Moral: don't try it at home.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

HMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....second best huh? :)

Well...

I see your point. Yes, your big, strong point.

If it makes you feel any better, when I'm imagining one, it's the only thing on my mind.

I know.

In that way, I'm a simple girl.

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Originally Posted by linnealand

well...

i see your point. yes, your big, strong point.

if it makes you feel any better, when i'm imagining one, it's the only thing on my mind.

i know.

in that way, i'm a simple girl.

Ok, but there is no way I can answer this and maintain any sense of honor... hee hee. :)