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One time me and my girlfriend were in an elevator and than the elevator broke. The repairman said we'd be in there for about 3 hours. One thing led to another and then we went at it. After we were both done, we were resting... naked. And right before we were about to get up and put our clothes back on, the repairmen (notice that "repairmen" is plural) opened the door and saw us and all of our glory.
I have more too, well this one I blame on airline for cheap doors. Me and my girlfriend were on a flight to Texas and halfway through the flight she started getting horny. So we went into the bathroom. I had her pinned up against the door, and right around where she was climaxing the plane started having turbulence. Between the turbulence and her romping around, we kept slamming against the door. Then one hard slam knocked down the door, everyone was shocked and the worst part is that she didn't stop. Everyone was looking at us while she was still going at it. I still have more stories. If your wondering how I still have more stories, I blame it on my freak girlfriend.
In my underwear
After hiking into the woods in Penna for about 1/2 hour we came upon a 50' concrete watch tower. Climbed up the tower and had wonderful sex on a 2' wrap around walkway with a fabulous view. My absolute favorite place. It's been so long ago can't remember where the hell that place was as I'd like to go back. Sound familiar to anyone?
In the back of a car in a parking lot at wal-mart
Study room in the college dorm (caught by night supervisors), on a toilet at a house party, male dorm showers (floormates told me to keep it down next time), and most recently a lifeguard stand on the beach next to our favorite bar (not caught, very fun at the time though :-) ). I think that's all I got.
I do have a funny story about the kids though... see above-
Our daughters bedroom was next to ours and she was asleep for the night (or so we thought). We had an amzaing session of love making and my wife got a little over zealous with the sounds and screams. The next morning our 3 year old comes to us and says that she is scared to go to sleep because she hears people in the walls! WE LAUGHED FOR MONTHS!
That is so funny. Man... little ones are just like that... people in the walls...Quote:
Originally Posted by wewed100606
Omg these are to funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by sarah1989
In the car on News Years Eve... side of the road under a billboard sign!! How crazy... and we didn't get caught!Quote:
Originally Posted by sarah1989
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