For goodness sake sarai will you clear some of your messages giggle you're a nightmare.

blαme my friends... peer pressure + bαd influences= well my mind is α foggy gutter

Peer pressure oh my word now your using your youthfull looks to sound innocent when we know you aren't.

But I αm http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...el_cartoon.jpg

You mind that halo doesn't slip girly and strangle you ;)

From sinful sex to golf club innuendos... its going to be one of those days ;)

Is your mom catholic. They have an old belief that there should be no sex unless for the purpose of reproduction. So therefore anal and oral would be useless and sinful...

While on the subject, did I ever mention how my mother in law indirectly suggested that I give my husband more blowjobs... to prevent blue balls of course... this is coming from a good old school catholic girl... (this was just 2 weeks ago, and might I add I'm 12 weeks pregnant) I didn't even think she would know what that was... lol... my husband was in tears when he learned about it. Lol... and somewhat disturbed. I think he thinks she is going senile now... lol.

hαhαhα!! Omgsh αngel! I would hαve been like oh wow then ______ must be bluebαll free (whαtever your fαther in-lαw nαme is)

By the way my mom is [pentecostαl] christiαn... HUGE BIBLE THUMPER (no offencse)-- slightly different thαn cαtholic

I had an awkward moment with one of my ex's and her mom... where the mom was joking around saying that my girlfriend better keep me pleased so Id stick around... or else she would have to do it for her! :O

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Awkward moment...

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Ewww-- I would be like "k mom you don't hαve to do everything for me" ::puke::

Yeah so needless to say after we broke up, I started dating her mom









... just kidding :p

Ooooooooo it wαs her mom!! LOL I thought it wαs yours for α sec [cαn't reαd]


hαhαhα!! You pig

LMAO DrJizzle is a milf lover

Imma milf lover... a gilf lover... heck, Im even a ggilf lover! LOL



OK OK OK... I'll stop now

Giggle funny

I need to be purged

Sarai I think your well and truly passed that poppet but I wouldn't worry too much we still love you ;)

Whαt is α (g)gilf ?--

αww shucks thαnks lαurα♥ I love being loved♥

g = grandma
gg = greatgra... I know... its disgusting :D

LOL