Ask Me Help Desk - What makes breasts attractive?

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Originally Posted by smoothy

Me too, manboobs just don't do anything for me.

I'm not a fan of them either.

A agree Muddy... scrubs isn't fun anymore... and what do you think you are doing covering up... that shouldn't be allowed for you at all... that would be such a loss to the world... imagine what would happen if Alty covered up... :eek:

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imagine what would happen if Alty covered up...

Less car accidents. Neighbors that don't peep through windows. Young men actually getting their work done. Alty getting some rest.

The world would be safer but far less interesting. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Less car accidents. Neighbors that don't peep through windows. Young men actually getting their work done. Alty getting some rest.

The world would be safer but far less interesting. ;)

I wasn't peeping Alty... I was just looking out my window with binoculars aimed at your window and you just happened to walk past with nothing on... ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

I wasn't peeping Alty... I was just looking out my window with binoculars aimed at your window and you just happened to walk past with nothing on... ;)

Those are some pretty powerful binoculars considering we're not even in the same country. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Those are some pretty powerful binoculars considering we're not even in the same country. ;)

Google earth Alty ;)

:: oops:: :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Those are some pretty powerful binoculars considering we're not even in the same country. ;)

Haha... Like I said Alty... there are lots of things you don't know about me... i.e.. Where I was for a few weekends.. ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... Like I said Alty... there are lots of things you don't know about me... ie. Where I was for a few weekends.. ;)

:eek: :eek: :eek:

That was you?

Sorry about the paintball gun incident, but you kind of deserved it. ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Google earth Alty ;)

:: oops:: :eek:

LMAO! I knew it! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:eek: :eek: :eek:

That was you?!

Sorry about the paintball gun incident, but you kinda deserved it. ;)

No worries... it healed up nicely... care to take a look?

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

No worries... it healed up nicely... care to take a look?

I was aiming for your head. Did I miss?

Okay, we're totally hijacking this thread. I'm blaming it on you . ;)

Y.B.A.B.B.N.G.T.M.R.

Race you there. :)

Fine. I take the blame... see what attractive breasts do to a man? Lol!

Where are we racing to?

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Originally Posted by Eelarch

What makes breasts attractive??

Ok back on track... Geez hard question??

I think a lot has to do with the nipples , there's this mystery whenever you see a nice set of breasts with just the nipples covered which just sort of makes you want to see that little bit more , why? I honestly have no idea their just... well NICE :)

Lets face it you could make 3 pounds of fat look good if you put a nipple on it ;)

I'm not sure if it the nipples that do it for me... I tend to like the shape of them... the softness...

The outline and silhouette of them is enough to make me want more...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Ok back on track..........Geez hard question ????

I think a lot has to do with the nipples , there's this mystery whenever you see a nice set of breasts with just the nipples covered which just sort of makes you want to see that little bit more , why? I honestly have no idea their just ....................well NICE :)

Lets face it you could make 3 pounds of fat look good if you put a nipple on it ;)

LOL! I'm picturing 3 pounds of beef with a nipple on it. It's not attractive. ;)

Maybe it's a guy thing. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LOL! I'm picturing 3 pounds of beef with a nipple on it. It's not attractive. ;)

Maybe it's a guy thing. :rolleyes:

See, I think I'd prefer the 3pounds of beef without a nipple on it... and I like it medium-welldone thanks... :)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

See, I think I'd prefer the 3pounds of beef without a nipple on it... and I like it medium-welldone thanks... :)

LMAO! Now that's funny. Honey, if you want it well done, the stove is in the kitchen, now hop to it. I'll take red wine with mine. :)

Okay, a girls perspective on this. I have breasts, and I have to say, I'm not really fond of mine. If I could get work done, I would. Smaller would be nice, smaller areola's would also be cool, but on F cups they'd look weird. Still, I don't love them, but I guess everyone always sees the negatives on their own body.

I think firm breasts are nice. I don't like them huge but a nice C cup is attractive. A smaller areola and nipple is what I find attractive. No noticeable veins, but lets face it, the girls in magazines are airbrushed to death so that's not really realistic. Not too far apart (Cameron Diaz is an example of breasts that are just too far apart. You could fit another breast between her breasts!). :eek:

In other words, I want the unrealistic, unattainable, nonexistent without airbrushing and surgery breasts.

I'm asking Santa for a pair this Christmas. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! Now that's funny. Honey, if you want it well done, the stove is in the kitchen, now hop to it. I'll take red wine with mine. :)

Okay, a girls perspective on this. I have breasts, and I have to say, I'm not really fond of mine. If I could get work done, I would. Smaller would be nice, smaller areola's would also be cool, but on F cups they'd look weird. Still, I don't love them, but I guess everyone always sees the negatives on their own body.

I think firm breasts are nice. I don't like them huge but a nice C cup is attractive. A smaller areola and nipple is what I find attractive. No noticeable veins, but lets face it, the girls in magazines are airbrushed to death so that's not really realistic. Not too far apart (Cameron Diaz is an example of breasts that are just too far apart. You could fit another breast between her breasts!). :eek:

In other words, I want the unrealistic, unattainable, nonexistent without airbrushing and surgery breasts.

I'm asking Santa for a pair this Christmas. :)

So am I... :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Not too far apart (Cameron Diaz is an example of breasts that are just too far apart. You could fit another breast between her breasts!). :eek:

Well you know that's why they call your midriff "a waist" ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Well you know thats why they call your midriff "a waist" ;)

LOL! Only you would come up with that M. I love it.

Now, do you like my taste in breasts or should I stick to being heterosexual? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LOL! Only you would come up with that M. I love it.

Now, do you like my taste in breasts or should I stick to being heterosexual? ;)

You do have good taste Alty... a C cup is nice... should be firm, but not too hard... should have some bounce to it...

Hey M... have you been watching Underbelly?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Now, do you like my taste in breasts or should I stick to being heterosexual? ;)

I think the type of breasts you like are pretty much my taste as well :)

That's on topic isn't it :confused: Cr*p I get all paranoid now about going off topic :(

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Hey M... have you been watching Underbelly?

Hey blacky , let's discuss this on the other thread , don't want to get off topic here :cool:

Another question that should be on topic... how do you feel about those real perky breasts... I mean the ones that sit up high and just stick out...

Reason why I asked you about Underbelly M was last night there was a girl on it who had some really perky breasts... and it was kind of mesmerizing... I don't know what it was about them... just don't think I've seen too many like them before...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I think the type of breasts you like are pretty much my taste as well :)

Thats on topic isn't it :confused: Cr*p i get all paranoid now about going off topic

You too?

I think we're on topic. We're talking about breasts and what we find attractive, so you, we're all good. If not, I'll take the fall, I'm used to it. ;)

A nice firm C cup would be great. I do have F cups, gravity is not kind, but actually, even though they are big and I've breastfed two kids, they're not as flabby as they could be or as most are. Yes, a little pick me up would be nice, but considering my age and what the "girls" have been through, perkiness wise they're pretty good. It must be the cold winters. ;)

I hate the size of them. I'd love to go down to at least a D cup, even a DD would be preferable. A C would be heaven. They're literally a pain in the back and I really don't think that this size is attractive. Maybe when I'm naked (depends on who's looking), but clothed, not so much. Every shirt I buy has to be much larger then what I need just to make room for the "girls". Me no likey.

Once my health gets back on track I'm going to look into getting a reduction and a lift. I'll need the lift. If I only get a reduction my nipples will be under my breasts! :eek:

Sneezy is really going to be upset. Maybe I'll send him what they take out. ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Another question that should be on topic... how do ya'll feel about those real perky breasts... I mean the ones that sit up high and just stick out...

Reason why I asked you about Underbelly M was last night there was a girl on it who had some really perky breasts... and it was kind of mesmerizing... I don't know what it was about them... just don't think I've seen too many like them before...

Depends on their size... hate to say it but D cups or bigger... aren't "Perky" unless they are fake, and most "C" cups as well. Ive seen a few natural and Perky "C" cups in my life... but far more that weren't. Not that unusual for "A" or "B" cups to be perky... not all are, but far more are at that size. And I hate fake boobs. I'd rather have a nice natural "A" than a silicone "D" in front of me. That's not to say I don't like large ones... I do actually. I just prefer real in whatever size... unless there are real issues, and not just made bigger out of vanity like most are.

Why does Dolly Parton have such a thin waist?

Nothing grows in the shade... :)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Another question that should be on topic... how do ya'll feel about those real perky breasts... I mean the ones that sit up high and just stick out...

It depends on how they feel to be honest. I have never really been a fan of small perky breasts. I suppose of all the women who have been gracious enough to let me play with their breasts, the woman who was smallest and perkiest... it just didn't feel right. Too much tissue, not enough fat to cover up the connective tissue in the breast. They tend to be more visually pleasing then tactilely.

I think I might have typed this before, but I am a breast man, and a big breast one at that. My Favorite is about a DD. The C is nice, don't get me wrong. I am also a natural man. Don't do fake. No bounce, no movement, no life to them at all, and they look weird out of clothing. Creepy even.

An old adage: More then a handful is a waste, but we live in a wasteful society. :-)

They say that a mammary gland is the size of a fried egg and the rest is fat.

Maybe I like large breasts on both men and women (fat) because my chest is all ribs and fried eggs covered with connective tissue.

Whenever I see a bare male chest unexpectedly, like at work, uh, need to wring out the panties. And those guys are so darned nonchalant about it!

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Originally Posted by smoothy

And I hate fake boobs.

Truth. Silicon is for axles, not women.

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Originally Posted by CravenMorhead

It depends on how they feel to be honest. I have never really been a fan of small perky breasts. I suppose of all the women who have been gracious enough to let me play with their breasts, the woman who was smallest and perkiest... it just didn't feel right. Too much tissue, not enough fat to cover up the connective tissue in the breast. They tend to be more visually pleasing then tactilely.

I think I might have typed this before, but I am a breast man, and a big breast one at that. My Favorite is about a DD. The C is nice, don't get me wrong. I am also a natural man. Don't do fake. No bounce, no movement, no life to them at all, and they look weird out of clothing. Creepy even.

An old adage: More then a handful is a waste, but we live in a wasteful society. :-)

I guess that is pretty true...

If they sit high and are perky, then they probably don't have much bounce to them, which in my opinion is quite important. Too firm isn't very nice either, and so true, nothing fake.

It is quite hard to turn away from a nice pair of breasts even if you know what they are anatomically... nice natural breasts are nice natural breasts, and that's what they always will be.