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  • Jun 5, 2008, 08:01 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Well now, not posting a picture after that, I cannot compare, don't have my belly button pierced and I'm not a blonde. Also, I'm sure I have at least 10 years if not more on her. Wait till she has a couple of kids, then she won't be so hot. ;)

    Wonder if she needs a donor :)
  • Jun 5, 2008, 08:03 PM
    Alty
    This baby factory is officially closed, nope, no more buns in the oven for me. That reminds me, have to get hubby in to the doctor for the big snip, otherwise I might be writing a post on the pregnancy and motherhood threads.:eek:
  • Jun 5, 2008, 08:24 PM
    Xrayman
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Well now, not posting a picture after that, I cannot compare, don't have my belly button pierced and I'm not a blonde. Also, I'm sure I have at least 10 years if not more on her. Wait till she has a couple of kids, then she won't be so hot. ;)

    You know, somehow in my mind I don't think so. I think she will continue to be real nice.

    And to reply to a post way back-I don't think I'm wrong in saying, that if her boobs are fake-then I LOVE fake. And I don't consider myself weird or a nutbag... ;)

    I'm sure if you posted your picture here Alt, I'm sure I'd find you gorgeous as well.
  • Jun 5, 2008, 08:32 PM
    Xrayman
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon

    I dunno about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. excon

    Sorry mate after your last greenie to me, your argument has failed..

    Sorry, but THOSE turn me on.
  • Jun 5, 2008, 08:35 PM
    friend4u178
    talaniman agrees: Good points

    LOL... nice on Tal :)
  • Jun 5, 2008, 09:12 PM
    Alty
    Aw, Xrayman, that's sweet, but really, I can't compare to her, not in looks anyway. I'm not bad, just average, but my personality and self confidence have gotten me far. Wow, now I sound conceited, I'm not really. Mine are real, and a pain in the butt, but well, they're what I've got, so I'll live with them. Hubby isn't complaining, but he doesn't have back problems like I do. ;)
  • Jun 6, 2008, 06:04 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Hello Xrayman,

    I respect your opinion on fake breasts but here is what I think:

    The only reason that the fake breasts on the model turn you on is because she's blonde, skinny and posing half naked (more than half). If that were an unatractive girl on there with fake breasts, would you think the same? I think not.

    The main reason women get fake breats is because men have idealized women for their breasts. Women wouldn't be so self conscious if every time a man talked to her he actually looked in her eyes. I blame it on media as well: movies, pornography, magazines etc.

    I am happy of what God gave me and if it were anything less, I'd still be happy. My breasts is not what makes me. I feel sexy with small boobs. Like I said in a previous post, life isn't all about t*ts and a**. I hope you understand that.

    Just my opinion!
  • Jun 6, 2008, 06:06 AM
    Synnen
    Frankly, I think men would understand the whole fake breast thing a LOT more if their penis size were on display as easily as breast size is.

    And I agree with BeautifulBrunette--if she weren't skinny, half naked, and pretty, I doubt she'd catch your eyes, even with those breasts.

    PS--MY breasts are bigger than hers--but the rest of me is bigger than she is too.
  • Jun 6, 2008, 06:08 AM
    Stringer
    Ex.. Your response? We are holding our breath...
  • Jun 6, 2008, 06:17 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    excon,

    Well since we are on the topic of fake boobs I figured Xrayman posted a model with fake breasts and commented on how they turn him on. I assume they are fake because why would he post that and say they turn him on? Unless he was saying that big boobs turn him on.

    I don't know if they're fake. They could be natural and they look fake in the photo by the way her arms are against them. Who knows. If they are natural then great for her!
  • Jun 6, 2008, 06:25 AM
    excon
    Hello:

    Standing there like that, I can't tell. Now if she took her arms away, and her boobs STILL stood there, then I could guess they're fake.

    But, it's really her personality that turns me on, not her accoutrements... Really!

    excon
  • Jun 6, 2008, 06:26 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    I agree with Synnen as well about the penis size. I was going to make that comment too but wasn't sure if it was appropriate enough.

    It's a man's world and because of that, their sizes will be unknown and breasts will still be hangin' out there.
  • Jun 6, 2008, 06:29 AM
    excon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    because of that, their sizes will be unknown and breasts will still be hangin' out there.

    Hello b:

    So, you're not a girl who likes surprises.

    excon
  • Jun 6, 2008, 06:39 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Lol excon,

    I'm the exact opposite! I LOVE surprises!

    I am trying to make a point though. Wouldn't it be nice if guys wouldn't be able to tell the size of a woman's breasts until he got intimate? Just like we women have to wait, right?
  • Jun 6, 2008, 07:15 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Hello Xrayman,


    The main reason women get fake breats is because men have idealized women for their breasts. Women wouldn't be so self concious if every time a man talked to her he actually looked in her eyes. I blame it on media as well: movies, pornography, magazines ect.

    Not media, movies, porn or even magazines.

    Guys have been googly eyed over big boobs since prehistory. We are hard wired for it. :D
  • Jun 6, 2008, 07:16 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Lol excon,

    I'm the exact opposit! I LOVE surprises!

    I am trying to make a point though. Wouldn't it be nice if guys wouldn't be able to tell the size of a woman's breasts until he got intimate? Just like we women have to wait, right?

    Had your share of sock stuffiung guys in the past?. :D
  • Jun 6, 2008, 07:48 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy
    Not media, movies, porn or even magazines.

    Guys have been googly eyed over big boobs since prehistory. We are hard wired for it. :D

    Uhhh okay, maybe men have been boggles for boobs since the prehistoric times but as of now the media enhances that for sure wouldn't you say?
  • Jun 6, 2008, 07:51 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy
    Had your share of sock stuffiung guys in the past?....:D

    Haha! That's too funny. I haven't heard of that one!

    Men, I believe, aren't as self conscious about their *size* as women are with their boobs. Our assets stick out, your doesn't :)
  • Jun 6, 2008, 07:53 AM
    Alty
    Interesting where this conversation has gone. Yes, by the way nature made us our boobs are out there for the world to see, but men can hide their assets. We women tend to play up our assets though. Push up bras, low cut shirts, bikini's that are no larger than a kleenex. We want guys to notice us, that's how the human race survives, if men weren't turned on by women, and women by men, then the human race would perish, think about it! ;)

    As for men and breasts, maybe the guys that are ga ga over boobs weren't breastfed as babies, something to look in to. ;)
  • Jun 6, 2008, 07:54 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy
    Not media, movies, porn or even magazines.

    Guys have been googly eyed over big boobs since prehistory. We are hard wired for it. :D

    AND thus the reason why the media is mostly controlled by men.
  • Jun 6, 2008, 07:55 AM
    jillianleab
    Dr. Rey, of E!'s Dr. 90210 is introducing shapewear for women who want a little more nip, tuck and oomph without going under the knife. He also will be introducing a line for men who want to have a "sprinter's butt" (little bit of padding in the back) and padding in the front to "enhance" their appearance.

    Here's the link for the women's:

    Dr. Rey's Shapewear Fashion & Accessories from top designers and celebrities at HSN.com

    The men's isn't out yet, I heard him on the radio yesterday morning talking about it.
  • Jun 6, 2008, 07:57 AM
    Alty
    Ohh, got to get me some of those, thanks for the link Jillianleab. :)
  • Jun 6, 2008, 08:21 AM
    excon
    Hello again:

    Maybe we're all self conscience about what shows. I've always had a nice head of hair. Now I don't. Yes, I HAVE checked out my options, but I'm either not that vain or not that rich.

    But, I would like to see one of those speedo enhancers - NOT.

    excon

    PS> Can you imagine an older gentleman, slightly overweight, bald of course, wearing a speedo?? Makes me gag.
  • Jun 6, 2008, 08:29 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Interesting where this conversation has gone. Yes, by the way nature made us our boobs are out there for the world to see, but men can hide their assets. We women tend to play up our assets though. Push up bras, low cut shirts, bikini's that are no larger than a kleenex. We want guys to notice us, that's how the human race survives, if men weren't turned on by women, and women by men, then the human race would perish, think about it! ;)

    As for men and breasts, maybe the guys that are ga ga over boobs weren't breastfed as babies, something to look in to. ;)

    I think guys that WERE breastfed are even more turned on by big boobs. At least that's what I have heard in the past.
  • Jun 6, 2008, 08:30 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    PS> Can you imagine an older gentleman, slightly overweight, bald of course, wearing a speedo??? Makes me gag.

    Not exactly what you describe, but the soundtrack is priceless
    YouTube - A Budgy Smuggler Love Letter

    *i think we can declare this thread officially threadjacked*
  • Jun 6, 2008, 08:31 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    AND thus the reason why the media is mostly controlled by men.

    Don't think that's it. Women have used their looks to get what they want for thousands if not millions of years. Guys have a weakness to certain things and women got them... and many play them for all they are worth.
  • Jun 6, 2008, 08:35 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Haha! That's too funny. I haven't heard of that one!

    Men, I believe, aren't as self conscious about their *size* as women are with their boobs. Our assets stick out, your doesn't :)

    Guys probibly are as self concience about their "package" as women are about their boobs. Guys just aren't as vocal about it plus there really isn't anything we can do to make it bigger that's not a scam. Guys would be lining up if there was.

    Most guys wish they had more than they have. Sonce so many guys have a bigger is better attitude maybe that's a good thing. :eek:
  • Jun 6, 2008, 08:56 AM
    Synnen
    Dear Ex,

    Can you imagine an older woman, saggy belly from pregnancies, cellulite, boobs no longer perky in ANY way, wearing a string bikini?

    Love,

    Synn
  • Jun 6, 2008, 10:20 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Okay, I won't hijack this thread anymore.

    Here's what I think of fake breasts...

    It's risky, waste of money and pointless.

    The end.
  • Jun 6, 2008, 10:29 AM
    curlybenswife
    Im with syn id go miles for a tit lift but I really don't want blobs of gel stuck in there there more than big enough and I honestly don't think they look all that great either, you can always tell them in porn films too lol they never move they just stay put when there jigging up and down... ;)
  • Jun 6, 2008, 11:33 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    excon agrees: and you found that video, how??
    Yahoo'd something like "fat man speedo"... was actually looking for a newish commercial where a cute girl on a beach pops some kind of food/treat in her mouth and it makes her say "woah!" right as a thick guy in a speedo is walking by... to which he stops, backs up, and says something like "woah to you too" in a sleezy tone.

    But I didn't find that one... so you get the other vid. No it wasn't in my collection already.
  • Jun 9, 2008, 03:35 PM
    Xrayman
    Hi everyone-this thread has taken off! Okay to respond to all of your questions about my reasoning for posting the photo...

    The girl is sexy.
    I don't necessarily care if she is blonde. Frankly I'm a brunette lover however she is gorgeous-yes she is skinny and that helps. Although I actually like a reasonable amont of meat on the bones-again I'm not too fussed.

    Her boobs may/may not be fake-I don't know, although the shape and their inflation factor (size) seem to me to be fake. I really don't care.

    My point was, she has quite a good OVERALL package about her.

    She is very attractive in the face, has great boobs (fake or not), and I detect an air of "naughtiness, yet innocence" (the photographer did a friggin good job!-maybe she is a total slut? I don't know.)

    So as I said "If she looks like that who cares" about her fake/real boobs.

    If you want to get into a full anthropological discussion on the emergence of protruding breasts in human adult females-well I'd be glad to discuss the various theories...
    .
  • Jun 9, 2008, 04:15 PM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    I'd love too!

    ;)
  • Jun 9, 2008, 04:37 PM
    Xrayman
    Better create another thread then..
  • Jun 9, 2008, 06:05 PM
    Alty
    Ya, and post the link, I want in on that. :)
  • Jun 10, 2008, 05:52 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Wait, what was the discussion suppose to be about?

    :) :) :)
  • Jun 12, 2008, 06:36 PM
    rudolph1
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello:

    As I write this, I'm sitting on the most beautiful beach in the world. I am one lucky guy, let me tell you...

    However, as I look around, I see lots and lots of ladies with fake knockers. I mean, they're everywhere. I know they're fake cause they're still standing up when she's lying down.

    I dunno about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

    I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I? If you're a guy, do you like 'em? If you're not, do you own a pair?

    excon

    I just got my new boobies.. I had breast fed 2 kids for 4 years total. I had string bean boobs. I could not even take my shirt off in front of my husband of 12 years because I was so embarrassed of them. I now take my shirt off with confidence, a confidence I have never had because of having a child at 17. There are reasons we do the boob job and sometimes it has nothing to do with big boobs. I am 37 and feel like a beautiful girl again. I work out everyday and eat very clean, so everything else is standing up and tight except for my sag sisters. It was a necessary operation. I love them sooo much and would do it a million times over again.
  • Jun 12, 2008, 06:40 PM
    Alty
    To each their own. I think that in your situation it's okay. I believe excon was talking more about the women who have nice C cups but want DD's or larger and have the surgery for that reason.

    Congrats on your new found confidence. :)
  • Jun 12, 2008, 07:49 PM
    squeaks77
    I love my breasts :-) But I was gifted with a nice soft set of C's.
    If I were flat chested, I probably wouldn't hesitate to get enhanced, but I'd go for the expensive ones that are under the muscle.
  • Jun 13, 2008, 04:38 AM
    tolerance
    I have a friend that's a stripper and recently got a big boob job that looks unreal. Now everywhere she goes she shows them off and flash guys all the time. Since, her tips have been bigger and she tells me her proffessor at school have been noticing her and one gave her a higher grade.

    Now she thinking about getting a butt implant and Angelin Jolie lips, I'm like where does it stop. I told her she's going turn into Donald Trump wife who scary after all the work she had done and tell her what about loving who you're instead of spending money to change things.

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