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  • Jan 8, 2009, 08:28 AM
    Starbucks21
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Heck, FDA approved birth control is not 100% effective either. I can name many many people who followed directions to the T and still have children.

    I speak as a pharm tech...

    It is near impossible to see someone store everything to the letter...

    I know it may spend time in the hot car and in Texas (not at the pharmacy) I know most prefer there houses at 80ish in the summer

    I know it's not completely effective

    There was this one time where someone used 4 different types of birth control...

    It all failed... I bet because of the way it was stored... In the bathroom where the temp went from hot and moist to cold and dry (being all above or below the recommended levels)
  • Jan 10, 2009, 01:17 PM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen View Post
    If you're married and just not ready for kids yet---not an option.

    The OP doesn't state whether or not he is married to his partner.

    The OP also hasn't been back in about 4 months.



    I think he hasn't been back - except to give additional reddies - because he's (once again) suspended. Now he has plenty of time to talk to Pharmacists about condoms.
  • Jan 10, 2009, 01:43 PM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Starbucks21 View Post
    Your poor bunny avatar....

    This is why I don't think non-fda approved birth control works

    Though I have heard alot of condom misuse stories that hurt the bunny more.....

    4 teens 1 condom

    1st couple put it on

    2nd couple then turned it inside out and used it again

    The second couple got pregnant by the first couple

    They need better health classes in texas.....

    But one very interesting day as a pharm tech


    Oh, I love it - just when I thought I'd heard every stupid question that a Pharmacist can be asked - I hear a new one!

    Classic!

    At one time I dated an OB/GYN and he had some pretty good stories, too.

    (Although I must admit I'd like to hear more about the rubber glove and J9.)
  • Jan 10, 2009, 03:35 PM
    Alty

    I second that Judy, come on J9, tell us a story. :)
  • Jan 10, 2009, 05:15 PM
    J_9
    Okay, you asked for it...

    My girlfriend in high school used a rubber glove as a form of protection with her boyfriend. She got pregnant... DUH!!

    I was blamed for the pregnancy by her parents because her and I were not on the phone while they were at work.

    Her parents made her have an abortion... she now some 25 years later... has 6 kids, 3 grand kids... and 5 ex husbands.

    No, we don't keep in touch much.
  • Jan 10, 2009, 05:18 PM
    Alty

    Wow, 5 ex's? Wow!

    I had a friend in high school that got pregnant with every imaginable birth control device on the market. Her doctor joked that she could probably get pregnant if she hung up her coat next to a mans coat. She was mortified, only 16, but they got married and had the baby. She's an exception, still married to the same man, 2 grown kids and still happy. That doesn't happen very often. :)

    Her son is my Godson, he's 21 years old now, okay, now I feel old. :(
  • Jan 10, 2009, 05:42 PM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Okay, you asked for it...

    My girlfriend in high school used a rubber glove as a form of protection with her boyfriend. She got pregnant....DUH!!!

    I was blamed for the pregnancy by her parents because her and I were not on the phone while they were at work.

    Her parents made her have an abortion....she now some 25 years later...has 6 kids, 3 grand kids....and 5 ex husbands.

    No, we don't keep in touch much.



    I'd like more details about the "use" of the rubber glove, please. Does one, umm, cut off the fingers or wear the entire glove or exactly how does this work? If so, where does one (exactly) WEAR the glove - ?
  • Jan 10, 2009, 05:49 PM
    Alty

    On your hand Judy, that's why it didn't work. ;)
  • Jan 10, 2009, 06:00 PM
    J_9
    I don't know the specifics, I wasn't there, although I got blamed for the pregnancy. LOL

    Apparently because it was a RUBBER glove, they considered it to be as effective as a "rubber"
  • Jan 10, 2009, 06:26 PM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    I don't know the specifics, I wasn't there, although I got blamed for the pregnancy. LOL

    Apparently because it was a RUBBER glove, they considered it to be as effective as a "rubber"



    Is it too late to call and ask for details? Well, probably so. Never mind.
  • Jan 10, 2009, 06:29 PM
    J_9
    Too late? You are talking to the gal who works all night. LOL
  • Jan 10, 2009, 07:05 PM
    Alty

    Some of those rubber gloves are pretty tight, doesn't say much about his, um, manhood. ;)
  • Jan 10, 2009, 08:32 PM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Some of those rubber gloves are pretty tight, doesn't say much about his, um, manhood. ;)



    I'm, umm, working on the five fingers in the rubber glove myself.
  • Jan 10, 2009, 09:29 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    ... I mean, I have rubber gloves because I used to work in the hospitals and such...

    ... but do people regularly keep latex gloves around the house?

    My first thought would have been seran wrap.
  • Jan 11, 2009, 01:39 AM
    Alty

    I have latex gloves sneezy because I hate getting my hands dirty. I use them when I stain or paint, and when I clean. You can buy them in bulk at Costco. :)

    Seran wrap? Really? Condoms are cheaper. ;)
  • Jan 11, 2009, 01:51 AM
    TexasParent
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I have latex gloves sneezy because I hate getting my hands dirty. I use them when I stain or paint, and when I clean. You can buy them in bulk at Costco. :)

    Seran wrap? Really? Condoms are cheaper. ;)

    Yeah, but Seran Wrap will keep the meat fresher :D
  • Jan 11, 2009, 01:52 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by TexasParent View Post
    Yeah, but Seran Wrap will keep the meat fresher :D

    :eek:Did you just go there? Ooooh, you did! :p

    Why not use tin foil, that works for freshness, but it can chafe. ;)
  • Jan 11, 2009, 07:18 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    :eek:Did you just go there? Ooooh, you did! :p

    Why not use tin foil, that works for freshness, but it can chafe. ;)



    Plus that crinkling noise would probably be distracting.
  • Jan 11, 2009, 10:44 AM
    Synnen

    OKay, we're WAY off topic now.

    Closed.

    Go talk dirty about this somewhere else, you sexaholics!

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