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LOL! Nice save Larken. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Larken85
I can be annoying, I have no problem admitting that. I'm German and female, it comes with the package.
I speak my mind, that's just who I am. One thing though, I'm really a big softie. I may get angry sometimes but I always forgive and forget, move on and never look back. Also, if I'm wrong, I'll admit it. I don't mind being wrong, after all, I'm human, it happens... a lot! ;)
OMG. Wow Alten. My girl complains about her 38 DDs. I can't imagine how bad she'd complain with those things you got. Those are a little too big. Men like them all different sizes actually. Me personally I like breasts on the large side but not SUPER HUGE. Not my style. I find a lot of women with small breasts attractive too though, for example Cameron Dias. She is a goddess and the odd thing is she is in her 50s
Larken, Cameron Diaz is younger then me, she was born in 1972. She's only 37. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Larken85
Cameron Diaz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I'm actually looking into getting a reduction. I have back problems because of these things. It's a lot to carry around. Also, it would be really nice to buy clothes that fit instead of oversized to accommodate the boobs.
The reduction would actually be free because of the back issues I have. I'd love to be a C cup. I'd even settle for D.
Alty, 32F!? Wow! I just read that! Would you care to share with me? Can I say lucky! ;p oh and to answer your question earlier, I think you are fun and playful, that's why I thought you were younger! So are a lot of people here! Playful and fun I mean.
What makes breasts attractive?? Seriously? If you have to ask, you're not mature enough to understand the answer... regardless of the answer.
Oh and Larken, Cameron is not in her 50,s, silly! ;p
I thought *I* had it bad until I met Alty. My 36-38 DDDs (depending on the maker of the stupid bra--can we PLEASE have standardized sizing, people? ) are bad enough, thank you very much.
And anyone that says "lucky" for having large breasts has never had to shop for clothes with them, HATE Victoria's Secret (they don't carry anything above a D cup), have to have ALL of your shirts/jackets tailored, have to custom order bras, and can NEVER wear a bra just because it's "cute"--it's got to be supportive.
Oh... and did I mention that going WITHOUT a bra is an impossibility? Try finding a cocktail dress that has a cut that you can wear a standard bra with sometime.
And really--please remember that not all women with large breasts are large women. I can't wear dresses. At all. Anything that fits over my breasts hangs so loosely everywhere else that I look like a bag lady. Anything that fits everywhere else LITERALLY has my boobs spilling out the top. And bikinis? Forget it. I've gotten to the point where I don't even try for a swimsuit anymore. Sports bra and shorts all the way, baby!
It's not as sexy as you'd think, frankly.
Hmmmmmm... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Synnen
[QUOTE]And really--please remember that not all women with large breasts are large women. I can't wear dresses. At all.Darn I hate having to spread the rep. I couldn't agree more Synn.Quote:
Anything that fits over my breasts hangs so loosely everywhere else that I look like a bag lady. Anything that fits everywhere else LITERALLY has my boobs spilling out the top. And bikinis? Forget it. I've gotten to the point where I don't even try for a swimsuit anymore. Sports bra and shorts all the way, baby!
I'm a size 9 depending on the clothes. Most times it's less. I've gained a lot of weight lately though. Stupid health issues, hate them.
I'm also 5'11" tall. Try adding that to the mix and forget buying off the rack for anything. Big boobs on top, long legs on bottom, it would be easier just to become a nudist. ;)
Bikinis? The last time I found a bikini where the top fit was on my honeymoon when I was still a B cup. I was also only a "26" at that time. Ya, narrow rib cage, funnsies. ;)
I don't buy dresses, what's the point? In order to make a dress fit I have to buy it at least 4 sizes to big to accommodate my chest.
I hate big breasts. Yes, the boys ogle, I constantly have to remind them that my eyes are further up, but they're a pain, not only in my back, but on my pocket book. Shopping sucks. Buying a bra sucks. They may be fun to play with but they're not fun to live with.
I know, women with A cups probably want me to stop whining, but really, it's not fun, trust me.
[QUOTE=Altenweg;2303613]I'm also 5'11" tall. Try adding that to the mix and forget buying off the rack for anything. Big boobs on top, long legs on bottom, it would be easier just to become a nudist. ;)
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;) yes girls, every big chested girl needs to become a nudist. Remember it would be easier. Especially for men, at least we wouldn't be wondering anymore. And Bras? They'd be OUT OF THE WAY! :D nice thought
[QUOTE=Larken85;2303704]LMAO! Big boobed nudist women, every mans dream. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Reminds me of a joke;
Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The one that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee. :p
Okay, I'm hijacking again. Time for this nudist wannabe to go to bed.
Too funny. But I think we have pretty much answered the real question here the best we could. What more is there to say or suggest?
Haha guys, epicly answered along with the conversation ;) Thanks very much, il be sure to beat her next time we have this "why are boobs hot" argument
Good I'm glad we helped. Believe me we all had fun with it.
[QUOTE=Altenweg;2303613]It's not our fault you know... you need to teach 'um not to stare at us...Quote:
And really--please remember that not all women with large breasts are large women. I can't wear dresses. At all.
Darn I hate having to spread the rep. I couldn't agree more Synn.
I'm a size 9 depending on the clothes. Most times it's less. I've gained a lot of weight lately though. Stupid health issues, hate them.
I'm also 5'11" tall. Try adding that to the mix and forget buying off the rack for anything. Big boobs on top, long legs on bottom, it would be easier just to become a nudist. ;)
Bikinis? The last time I found a bikini where the top fit was on my honeymoon when I was still a B cup. I was also only a "26" at that time. Ya, narrow rib cage, funnsies. ;)
I don't buy dresses, what's the point? In order to make a dress fit I have to buy it at least 4 sizes to big to accommodate my chest.
I hate big breasts. Yes, the boys ogle, I constantly have to remind them that my eyes are further up, but they're a pain, not only in my back, but on my pocket book. Shopping sucks. Buying a bra sucks. They may be fun to play with but they're not fun to live with.
I know, women with A cups probably want me to stop whining, but really, it's not fun, trust me.
[QUOTE=Altenweg;2303613]Oh I look... but I'm not such a lout that I never bother to look you straight in the eyes when we talk, and I can and do, do that without my eyes wandering down. I do understand that isn't true for far too many men.Quote:
I hate big breasts. Yes, the boys ogle, I constantly have to remind them that my eyes are further up, but they're a pain, not only in my back, but on my pocket book. Shopping sucks. Buying a bra sucks. They may be fun to play with but they're not fun to live with.
I know, women with A cups probably want me to stop whining, but really, it's not fun, trust me.
I think Altenweg had it almost spot on on the first page.
Another thing though, to get all sciencey here, before we learnt to walk up right we tended to crouched like the modern gorilla. This severally limited our sexual positions. Considering the approach was always from behind the males would judge the female based upon that angle. So a larger bottom would translate to a little more fat, which would translate into a better chance of nursing a child to adulthood. So a rounder bottom would translate into a fitter mate. At this point though a woman's breasts only inflated with pregnancy, rest of the time they were as flat chested as males.
Evolution proceeds and we find out that we like standing on our hind feet, not only that but it opens up our sexual options. What also happened was that women start to grow and keep their breasts in puberty. There is the theory that, as well as being a sign of fitness, the breasts are also round soft and inviting in the same way that the bottom is. Sort of a continuity. Going front to back.
Something I saw many years ago.
I like boobs. My GF has 36/38 DD. She can't understand why I like them so much. Usually I say, "Because I don't have a pair myself and they are so soft and fun to play with." They aren't very sensitive, she doesn't really get any pleasure out of stimulation of them. I always found that odd, but it seems to be a problem with the women with larger breasts.
I just have to comment on this.Quote:
I like boobs. My GF has 36/38 DD. She can't understand why I like them so much. Usually I say, "Because I don't have a pair myself and they are so soft and fun to play with." They aren't very sensitive, she doesn't really get any pleasure out of stimulation of them. I always found that odd, but it seems to be a problem with the women with larger breasts.
Mine are F cups and very sensitive, actually too sensitive, but in a good way. ;)
Having my breasts fondled is a major turn on, it's also one of the reasons I haven't booked the reduction surgery, I'm afraid I'll loose feeling if I go through with it.
I think it depend on the woman, not on the size of the breasts. We all have different things that turn us on, or work for us sexually. Some people love having their toes sucked. For me that's a major turn off.
Just my opinion. :)
Ok Alty, that was a turn on just reading that! Lol ;)
Have to agree with Alty again--my breasts are actually almost more sensitive than some of my lower areas.
I've had orgasms JUST from breast play.
Wait--TMI?
Wow really? That is sensitive. I wish my gf's were that sensitive. It would make things a whole lot more interesting. :D then again due to her lack there of, I can play a whole lot harder :) so I guess breasts are just good however you look at them. Or rather, attractive breasts are. Granny boobs aren't cool. EWWW
Age discrimination? That's approaching reddie territory.Quote:
Originally Posted by Larken85
Me too synnen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Synnen
To comment on Larken's post about breastfeeding diminishing sensitivity,I've never heard that, didn't for me personally, but it may well for some ladies. I have heard some women actually find breasfeeding erotic, and some of them worry about it. For me it was just a completely different thing breastfeeding to sex and made no long term difference, except perhaps that it made me like my boobs more because of the marvellous thing they did feeding my babies. I think it's quite interesting as to what effect that has on women but that's just me being sent off on a curiosity tangent again lol.
Fair enough. :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Then again, my Ex-wife enjoyed breast play but hers were a generous C at best.
Breast play really does nothing for my GF, though I wonder if her hormonal issues have something to do with that. Which is kind of sad because I love playing with them. I think she just sort of shakes her head with a coo of "Silly boyfriend".
As for my knowledge, the perks of a Liberal Arts degree and a unending thirst for knowledge. Along with the programming degree, I have my Biology minor, Genetics and Bacterial/microbial, as well as archaeology, anthropology and other fun courses. The only down side is that it makes it next to impossible to watch CSI and CSI style programs.
Sometimes Ignorance is bliss. *shrug*
True that... I actually know two FBI Forensic experts, personally. Yep.. they filled me in on a lot of that stuff. The parts I could understand anyway being that is not my field.Quote:
Originally Posted by CravenMorhead
Amazing how true that is in many OTHER areas as well.
Amazing what so many people believe as fact is nothing but fantasy.
Hello E:Quote:
Originally Posted by Eelarch
It's life perpetuating itself.
excon
Life is like a breast?Quote:
Originally Posted by excon
Hello C:Quote:
Originally Posted by CravenMorhead
Dude! Didn't I read where you were pretty educated?? The question, as posed, is WHAT makes breasts attractive. My answer is LIFE makes breasts attractive. I even said WHY.
excon
Well-educated is one thing, well spoken... well that is something completely different. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by excon
Never TMI synnen! I am the same. I have 36 DDD and they are super sensitive. I love to have them yanked on... but that's another story. I agree with everything Synnen has said about bras and shopping and clothes. Nearly impossible without getting frustrated. I get so angry sometimes. I used to just sit and cry because it wasn't fair. I have learned to live with it now. The thing that kills me the most... not being able to have the cute bras. Have you seen bras once they get past a D cup? Hideous!
What would life be like for men without breasts?Quote:
Originally Posted by CravenMorhead
Very dull smooth. Very very dull lol
More productive because of fewer distractions?Quote:
Originally Posted by smoothy
KIDDING!
*runs*
More like what makes a vagina attractive?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eelarch
My opinion, it looks like a deli sandwich, but then again I'm not attracted to vaginas... or penises:eek:
But to answer your orignial question, breasts are attractive because us humans are sexual. Boobs hide under our clothes [maybe not the whole breast sometimes], it's like a surpirse, a hidden fun thing. People are curious!
In the book "Memoires of a Geisha" showing off a naked wrist whilst pouring sake was one of the most erotic things.
Like I said, people are sexual and curious!
Rather than a hoagie, I always think of orchids.Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
Breasts are visible, therefore they need to be looked at. Just like flowers, and clouds.
I prefer to see men without breasts. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by smoothy
A world without breasts? It would be interesting to see what part of the female for we would sexualize. Perhaps the bottom. Who knows.
It would be dull for me though. The beautiful bouncy bosoms benefit bonny boys.
I agree with Synnen it would be dull.
I have this urge to go to subway for lunch. I am not going to be able to look at a sandwich the same way again!Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
It was the same way in Europe for the most part from the dark ages on to the beginning of the 20th century. A flash of Ankle was scandalous, fore arm was worse! Women were so covered up because their bare flesh would so ignite the passions of a man that you could not trust their reaction.Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
Though there was a brief period in the German renaissance where the dress neck line was actually under the breasts. I think it was a year or two long fad.
Interesting crave. I never knew that.
That's right. It is the hidden and unattainable that people find attractive.Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
Like in some places and times, women covered their hair, so if a woman was seen without a hat on, where her hair was exposed, it was considered sexual.
I heard from either a fact or a joke that there is this African tribe where the woman are topless, but nobody cares, but their knees are covered, and exposing the knees was again sexual.
Me too, manboobs just don't do anything for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by CravenMorhead
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