In my younger days, I partied between Dallas and Ft worth a lot with family and friends, but 20 bucks was pretty much my limit, forget the lap dances, the beer was high enough. Cheap I know, but hey the show was great, and the beer was cold, what more can you ask for.
I though the guys sitting by the stage, shelling out the bucks, were goofy to begin with, or drunk.
Don't know what the wife would do at a male strip club, but I have never known her to stuff money in MY draws, but you never know. Maybe I can get her a portable pole through eBay? I'm sure I could learn.