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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Wow! I am giving up my career and moving to Texas. Do you give lessons? :)

(How have you been? I haven't seen you around the Board in a while.)

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I've been OK... writing a lot of posts and starting a lot of threads like usual. You should check them out sometime. How have you been?

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Originally Posted by chrissymarie

I've been ok... writing alot of posts and starting alot of threads like usual. You should check them out sometime. How have you been?

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Okay - we've been travelling in different circles, I guess. I'll take a look - always enjoy your questions.

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

If we are talking personal preference - I like a husky guy. Not into slender guys. Like muscular guys, just not excessively so.

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You are like my lover.

She HATES boxing... just cannot stand the brutality, but she would absolutely love to watch evander hollyfield skip rope without a shirt on.

Thankfully I have my grandfathers broad shoulders and chest... so she seems to like me well enough from the neck down. ;)

Now my cousins wife... she likes skinny guys... guys I could snap in half with three fingers.

To each their own I guess.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

[looks for his shoulder pads and eye black]

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Step a little closer and I'll blacken both of your eyes for you - :)

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Originally Posted by chrissymarie

EXCUSE THE TYPO: "MALE"strip clubs NOT "MAKE" strip clubs
Here's just a general question for the women... Are women really turned on by muscular, sweaty greasy men in thongs with hard ons or a banana in their pants??? Or is this just entertainment to pas the time? I went to a bachelorete party this weekend and the male dancers there grossed me out. I did't want them anywhere near me... Is that weird?

Here's a general question for the men: Don't lie... whats the most you've spent at a strip club on a dancer and why???

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Why do you think that they might be bananas?

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Originally Posted by letmetellu

Why do you think that they might be bananas?

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Because they were yellow?

The male strippers don't really turn me on, never have. When I was younger my friends and I would go because it was a fun girls night out. I have to say, most times we didn't even notice the strippers, we were having too much fun.

My hubby went to strip clubs when he was younger, he doesn't any more. He'd rather have a real woman then a fantasy, or so he says. ;)

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Originally Posted by letmetellu

Why do you think that they might be bananas?

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I know of 2 male dancers... they say they stuff with things like sick, banana's, plain cloth, etc.

I once dated a stripper when was a little younger. He wasn't all that musclar but he was very cute with nice eyes.

I saw a few of his shows and thought he was packing down there until the relationship turned physcial. I was very disappointed, did I say very.

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Originally Posted by spitvenom

Probably like 20 bucks. I have only been to the strip clubs a few times. Never got a lap dance because I don't want some nasty stripper rubbing up on me.

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I disagree. I'm a stripper and I'm not nasty.

Chrissy I should have been more specific. I don't want some nasty PHILLY stripper rubbing on me. Those girls have 6 teeth and bullet wound scars. I didn't mean any disrespect.

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Originally Posted by spitvenom

Chrissy I should have been more specific. I don't want some nasty PHILLY stripper rubbing on me. Those girls have 6 teeth and bullet wound scars. I didn't mean any disrespect.

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Its OK! Thanks for the clarification ;)

My ex took me to watch women dance several times, it's entertainment. Or at least it was for me. There was one girl I liked a lot. Then my husband pointed out that she looked like a guy, narrow hips, muscular... The male strip club I went to a couple of times was so much fun. But then, I'm nearsighted enough, even with visual correction that sweat and stubble weren't an issue.

There should be laws about men walking around with their shirts off. I mean, that if it's illegal for women, it should be illegal for everyone, right? So many of my male co-workers changed shirts right in front of me. It's the surprise factor I think. Suddenly, there's flesh, Jeez! I would ask them how they would feel if I changed my shirt, braless, in front of them. "Well, that's different."

Excuse me dude, I'll just go and wring out my panties now.

I feel sorry for male dancers because they look very... uh... fee feeish. They are totally self-absorbed, and moving their bodies in unnatural ways, thinking that somehow, they are sexy and women will appreciate their 'manly' dances.

Imagine taking one of those guys home. He has a body perfect, and cute little thongs that should never be worn by the male species, and he starts to strut his stuff. And, you're laying there in bed thinking, "hey baby, cut the cartoon already, let's get it on!", and he does his little dance, and without music, it's worse than what it was at the bar (especially after you've sobered up a bit), and he appears really, really silly.

Little leaps, and moves to show himself off, winks, and boogah boogah baby, aren't I great, and you want me because I'm perfect! And when he gets himself all worked up and drops his drawers, he has a little pencil sticking out because he's taken steroids for so long it's dried up his manhood.

So, when you stop laughing, you call him a taxi.

Of all the hockey players, bad boys, and working men I've ever known, not a single one could I picture with thongs on dancing like a girl.

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Originally Posted by simoneaugie

My ex took me to watch women dance several times, it's entertainment. Or at least it was for me. There was one girl I liked a lot. Then my husband pointed out that she looked like a guy, narrow hips, muscular...The male strip club I went to a couple of times was so much fun. But then, I'm nearsighted enough, even with visual correction that sweat and stubble weren't an issue.

There should be laws about men walking around with their shirts off. I mean, that if it's illegal for women, it should be illegal for everyone, right? So many of my male co-workers changed shirts right in front of me. It's the surprise factor I think. Suddenly, there's flesh, Jeez! I would ask them how they would feel if I changed my shirt, braless, in front of them. "Well, that's different."

Excuse me dude, I'll just go and wring out my panties now.

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Here here... I agree, I'd like to see far more women changing their shirts in front of me braless.


Now there will be a few that should have kept them covered but I'm sure far more will make it worth it. :D

I don't often go to strip clubs but if I do ill go to femaale strip clubs because I isn't gay. Any way I have a six pack nice abs blond hair blue eyes and girls can't keep there hands off me

[QUOTE=Flame any way i have a six pack nice abs blond hair blue eyes and girls can't keep there hands off me[/QUOTE]

So post a picture so we can see.

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Originally Posted by Flame dude

i dont often go to strip clubs but if i do ill go to femaale strip clubs coz i aint gay. any way i have a six pack nice abs blond hair blue eyes and girls can't keep there hands off me

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Don't forget your ego, you've got that too. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Don't forget your ego, you've got that too. :D

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Alty, you were so in my head!

Use a wide lens camera so your entire ego fits into the photo.

I've read some of your other answers - are the women who can't keep their hands off you reaching for your throat?

Oh, read the background - "Flame" has a very active fantasy life and apparently no dictionary. Also is dating hot cheerleaders so we're talking high school. I will guess 15.

And he's enough of an adult not to be homophobic, you will see.