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  • May 9, 2007, 02:31 PM
    startover22
    Ya, share them if you got them. We all need a good laugh...
  • May 9, 2007, 02:35 PM
    curlybenswife
    Go on chippers
  • May 9, 2007, 02:37 PM
    startover22
    7 hours and some minutes! Wooo Hoooo! I will get out my kids jokes if you need me to.
  • May 9, 2007, 02:37 PM
    chippers
    The definition of a gynecologist is a spreader of old wives tails.
  • May 9, 2007, 02:40 PM
    Synnen
    LOL... ya'll are BAD. I love it!

    Chippers, my favorite flower is Lily of the Valley. It's fairly easy to not kill ;)
  • May 9, 2007, 02:40 PM
    curlybenswife
    Tee hee oh my I so need these giggles hell my evening has been stressfull
  • May 9, 2007, 02:43 PM
    startover22
    Are you all right Curlybenswife? I love the jokes Chippers. I just went out side to feed the dog, and I felt like I was going out to have a smoke. I didn't but I wanted to1
  • May 9, 2007, 02:48 PM
    curlybenswife
    Start its been a flipping crazy few days and today just hasn't been any better my little one honked all over daddy earlier and then just as I was about to eat my neighbour called saying could I spare her an hour to talk heck ill do anything for that women she saved my rear last night and gave me her old fridge (mine died) but you know when you just feel so tierd and all you want is to just sit and chill well that's how I feel and I'm gradually calming down I just hope that tomorrow is a little less crazy lol.
  • May 9, 2007, 03:00 PM
    startover22
    I hope tomorrow will be better too! Just get everyone one to bed then sit for a few minutes by yourself, even if it is just 5. I know I will. I might even overdose on some nyquil just so I can get to sleep. HAHAHA
  • May 9, 2007, 03:07 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Lavender, chammomile, and some valerian. A good knock on the head. You will be sleeping for hours. Hee Hee.
  • May 9, 2007, 03:13 PM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    i hope tomorrow will be better too! Just get everyone one to bed then sit for a few minutes by yourself, even if it is just 5. I know i will. I might even overdose on some nyquil just so I can get to sleep. HAHAHA

    Well its just gone 11pm I'm off to bed sleep tight me lovelys xxxxxxx
  • May 9, 2007, 03:19 PM
    startover22
    Ni night
  • May 9, 2007, 03:39 PM
    JoeCanada76
    What is a quarter pounder sandwich from Mcdonalds like ?

    I am not good at retelling jokes that I have heard from others, but I will do my best. Good at written ones.
  • May 9, 2007, 04:23 PM
    startover22
    Recording: 9 hours. Oh my goodness, this is easier than I remember. I am doing so much better than last time, I could just cry. I wish I would have done this 60 million yesterdays ago... No sweat... deep breaths...
  • May 9, 2007, 04:25 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    Recording: 9 hours. Oh my goodness, this is easier than I remember. I am doing so much better than last time, I could just cry. I wish I would have done this 60 million yesterdays ago...........No sweat.....deep breaths.......

    That is excellent. You have all the support here. (;

    No one is even curious about What is like a quarter pounder from mcdonalds, hee hee?
  • May 9, 2007, 04:27 PM
    startover22
    All right give it up...
  • May 9, 2007, 04:27 PM
    Synnen
    What IS a quarter pounder like?

    And Start... betcha last time you didn't have someone holding your hand like this!

    I know I could have NEVER done it without this group!
  • May 9, 2007, 04:29 PM
    startover22
    Yes, thanks synnen. Did you ever think you wuold see me on here, with my high horse and all? LOL Mcdonalds anyone? Gross
  • May 9, 2007, 04:33 PM
    JoeCanada76
    A quarter pounder is like an anorexic women with a yeast infection.

    After I heard that joke, do you think I ever wanted to eat junk food from mcdonalds again? I do not think so, but some how I block it out of my head when I do get one.

    Yuck.
  • May 9, 2007, 04:35 PM
    startover22
    Gross, you wierdo. We should just post that at every mcdonalds and many people might just stop eating there. I myself have never been a fan. I like burrito boy! GROSS Joe

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