Yes bring some of the jokes. I would love to hear them. I am still not smoking, 4 hours! I am very proud, cause I have no one around me watching I could go out right now and have one but I WON'T DO IT! Laugh with you later...

No need to respond, I am just recording my 5th hour. Lovely...

Awsome, I will respond anyway. Lol That is what we do here at the wittering corner. Respond. Say whatever and support each other. I have not had junk food since, uhm the weekend. Ouch. I have been bad.

Joe

Joe, you will be OK, I am going to fill up on coffee all day, I won't even touch food unless it is junk! How's that for you. Why are a gorillas nostrils so big?



Cause he has big fingers. J/K couldn't help it. Stupid but cute.

Hehehehehe fab I love it I got an extreamly rude joke sent me yesterday ill post it later having a slightly manic time here xxxx

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Yes how?

Wow I haven't had junk food since... umm... wow... im eating some now... wait.. Do sun chips count?

Great job Startover! The first day is the hardest... the second gets a little easier, and you are pretty much over the hump after the third day.

Sorry I haven't been on much, bit of a baby scare this morning... but we're OK now after an ultrasound, and some bloodwork. Healthy heart in my little blob of cells...

Glad everything is okay, Alka.

For the rabbit: Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way... unique up on it.

Hehe... I love it...

What do you call a proctologist from Jamaica?

Poke'mon... hehe

You guys are great, keep putting a smile on my face. I decided last night that I wouldn't go through with this quitting thing unless I could do it being happy. I am going through withis quitting thing without being witchy! And I am happy about it. How's that? 6 hours and I will be cleaning the house from top to bottom and one side to the other side. Deep breaths are working right now. Having cravings but ignoring them. Love the jokes silly!

Just stay busy, I find that when I'm bored is when I miss the cigs the most... and like I said.. buy lots of suckers... those caramel apple suckers last the longest...

6 hours 45 min. I am still being kind of nice. HAHAHAHAHAHHA (my witches laugh) I will get you my pretty! Poor kids, just wait till rest is over and they see me like this. I am trying to make this (deep breath) funny, I am smiling though!

Right you ready for my rude joke??

Let me know when you get ready to fly in here with your broom, because when you do that, this guy is taking a vacation. I know I am supposed to be brave being a lion, this lion is afraid of witches. Lol

I am ready.

Father comes home and finds his daugter with a pink dildo up her ##watsit## and shouts what the f##k are you doing??
Daughter says well if you won't let me have a boyfriend this is my substitute...
So next day daughter comes home and finds her father with the pink dildo up his arse and a can of beer in his hand... daughter shouts what the f##k are you doing... father replys having a beer with your new boyfriend...

Lol

Yes love rude jokes. I am always the nice one but sometimes I keep my costume close by. I just talked to my husband and I told him how long it has been, he has never smoked so he just doesn't know. I guess I could ask him not to drink his dumb ole beer every night. Then he might know. (HE LOVES BEER) If he could marry it, he would. Anyway, I am afraid, I am wanting a cig. I am taking deep breaths and drinking coffee still... JOKE PLEASE!

Oh #%&@ that was a good one. I am better now. Thanks

Tee hee I just had to share I knows its crude but its funny

I have bad ones, but I think some would be offended. Maybe I will save one or two for another day. Lol

Don't be such a grump come on and share them

What's the definition of a gynecologist?
I blinked and found we have 165 posts. Wow. Talk about the populars. I love it. Start we all went through the mood swings while quitting, so we hear you and we're here for you.
As for sun chips being junk food, when you're a goddess there is no such thing as junk food.
Joe you can't go on vacation. Superbaby won't like that and neither will we. h@@@ has no wrath like angry goddesses.
Syn, I want a garden too. Hopefully this summer I'll be able to plant one.
If each of you can tell me what your favorite plant or flower is, I'll try to plant it. Once it blooms, I'll post pics of it.
AH you're an angel as always and I love you too.

Chippers