Oh my word Joshua will be a nice boy he wouldn't do anything of the sort lol

Millie mmmmm I'm sure she would love it but it isn't happening as the ceiling has larve and plaster in it oh boy it will be messy.

As for the reddy lol hell it doesn't make any difference to you have mountains of greenys giggle

Listen here Mr. Noble, you better not let him do that. And as for Millie tearing down the ceiling, that is a wonderful idea, how fun would that be. No more reddies either. Get yourself together man... LOL

Roflmasof, I know laura. I am just having fun about the reddies. Lol

Giggle giggle.

Even though dr.evil can be a bad influence I am sure Joshua will grow up being a very good boy. I just want him to have fun, smile. Enjoy life and be loving and kind to all that are around him.

Oh, you should see the beautiful smile. He is such a happy baby, I am so proud to have him as a son, and I hope he has a very happy, secure life. There are a lot of things I have experienced in life I never want him to go through. I guess, that is every parents wish.

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We are trying him with new food today. Yummy Yummy,.

My wife wants to put a picture of me crying on here, but then Laura will make fun of me because she does not like whinners. Hee Hee.

Drugs have not worn off yet.

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I fell off the branch, Big Big Big fall. It created a little bit of an earthquake. Crack. Ouch. Wendys and the tripple decker got me today. I did not buy it, somebody else treated.

Hehe... you raise your son to be better than that.. lol...

Connor called a woman in walmart a cow when he was about 24 months old. He just looked at her and then yelled out "look mommy, a cow!!!" I was mortified... and I tried to play it off like he was talking about a picture in a book, since we were near the book aisle... in his defense though, the woman was very large and had made the silly mistake of wearing a white shirt with large black dots... what else is a two year old to think?

Oh. My. God.

I'm dying laughing here about the cow.

I'm never EVER going to wear a black and white spotted top, EVER.

It wasn't even polka dots... it was big splotchy black spots... I had a hard time not laughing on the spot, even if I was mortified... I mean seriously, I would never wear that!

OMGosh, that is hilarious. Wow, I have had some serious stuff happen like that but never for a good enough reason as Connor had! I had 3 12 year olds in my car, and let me tell you I set them straight after a while of listening to their B.S. I was so disapointed to hear them talk like that. I mean it is one thing for a 2 year old but another for my 12 year old and two friends. GOLLIE!

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Mr. Nobel, did I miss something about you needing painkillers? For what, what the heck happened and did they give you enough to share? LOL

I still have a prescrip of vicodin from delivering connor that I never filled... dont think its good anymore though.. lol

I took that after some ear surgey to get a tumor out and I threw up twice after taking in and then I was flying high... Wooo hoooo. In all honesty, I hate taking anything that doesn't let me think straight. I think that is why I decided a long time ago not to drink much any more!

LOL kid storys are great my friend was in the car after collecting her two eldest from school and they were stuck in traffic so they were playing eye spy and emma says eye spy something beginning with p (thinking police) as they were in front and her eldest looks up and says penis mummy she said she was greatfull she wasn't actually moving or she would have crashed.

ROFL... I actually almost spit out my drink!!

Giggle I think tom is only 9 too she was just so shocked

Too cute, my daughter was about 5 when she spilt her orange pop all over herself in her car seat and as fast as you or I would have said it she spits out "oh sh--" I was laughing so hard I just about peed my pants. She looked so pissed when she said it.

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Too cute, my daughter was about 5 when she spilt her orange pop all over herself in her car seat and as fast as you or i would have said it she spits out "oh sh--" I was laughing so hard i just about peed my pants. She looked so pissed when she said it.

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Now that is funny.

I am not so shocked when the kids spit out bad words, it would bother me if they did it all the time or to be disrespectful but in most cases it just jumps out in a normal way of saying sh-- or dam- it. I do not let them curse but sometimes it just happens. I will be knocking on wood right now!

hehehehehe kids are just amusing millies fav expression at the moment when she drops stuff is OH NO she puts her hands on her head she just looks so funny and it sounds way to cute lol

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You guys are making my afternoon.

More stories!

How about millie going up to my eldest cat with her finger out touching his nose and saying beep and the bloody cat lets her do it lol

Oh, that's too cute for words.

You have to try to get a picture of it for her baby book

How about my oldest son feeding my old black lab 4 cubes of butter? Almost killed her.
Or how about taking a shower only to come out to olive oil, sugar and flour all over the floor with pretty pictures drawn in it.?