Ya, share them if you got them. We all need a good laugh...
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Ya, share them if you got them. We all need a good laugh...
Go on chippers
7 hours and some minutes! Wooo Hoooo! I will get out my kids jokes if you need me to.
The definition of a gynecologist is a spreader of old wives tails.
LOL... ya'll are BAD. I love it!
Chippers, my favorite flower is Lily of the Valley. It's fairly easy to not kill ;)
Tee hee oh my I so need these giggles hell my evening has been stressfull
Are you all right Curlybenswife? I love the jokes Chippers. I just went out side to feed the dog, and I felt like I was going out to have a smoke. I didn't but I wanted to1
Start its been a flipping crazy few days and today just hasn't been any better my little one honked all over daddy earlier and then just as I was about to eat my neighbour called saying could I spare her an hour to talk heck ill do anything for that women she saved my rear last night and gave me her old fridge (mine died) but you know when you just feel so tierd and all you want is to just sit and chill well that's how I feel and I'm gradually calming down I just hope that tomorrow is a little less crazy lol.
I hope tomorrow will be better too! Just get everyone one to bed then sit for a few minutes by yourself, even if it is just 5. I know I will. I might even overdose on some nyquil just so I can get to sleep. HAHAHA
Lavender, chammomile, and some valerian. A good knock on the head. You will be sleeping for hours. Hee Hee.
Well its just gone 11pm I'm off to bed sleep tight me lovelys xxxxxxxQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Ni night
What is a quarter pounder sandwich from Mcdonalds like ?
I am not good at retelling jokes that I have heard from others, but I will do my best. Good at written ones.
Recording: 9 hours. Oh my goodness, this is easier than I remember. I am doing so much better than last time, I could just cry. I wish I would have done this 60 million yesterdays ago... No sweat... deep breaths...
That is excellent. You have all the support here. (;Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
No one is even curious about What is like a quarter pounder from mcdonalds, hee hee?
All right give it up...
What IS a quarter pounder like?
And Start... betcha last time you didn't have someone holding your hand like this!
I know I could have NEVER done it without this group!
Yes, thanks synnen. Did you ever think you wuold see me on here, with my high horse and all? LOL Mcdonalds anyone? Gross
A quarter pounder is like an anorexic women with a yeast infection.
After I heard that joke, do you think I ever wanted to eat junk food from mcdonalds again? I do not think so, but some how I block it out of my head when I do get one.
Yuck.
Gross, you wierdo. We should just post that at every mcdonalds and many people might just stop eating there. I myself have never been a fan. I like burrito boy! GROSS Joe
A guy at work told me that. I am sure that would stop anybody from eating their crap. Lol
I don't get it?
Yes, at least me. I have the kids thinking mcdonalds is disgusting but we go for wendys every long once in a while.
Startover22, I think you got it. Do you want to explain to Synnen?
Wendys is a lot healthier then Mcdonalds for sure.
It is all right occasionally but a lot of people today that is what they live off.
Ever watch Supersize me? All he had was mcdonalds for almost a month. He was healthy, but near the end of it. His liver, kidneys and other organs started to show signs of disease and getting ready to shut down.
That tells you a lot right there.
11 hours check in. How am I going to get to sleep? Should I really take some nyquill?
My husband is grumpy and the kids want to do lots, oh, I will just hide till morning. Maybe I will go sleep in the barn... LOL Quarter Pounder, how much does an anorexia girl weigh... tha would be the start to getting that joke. At least I think so...
Oh why not. Take a swig of the nyquill, just try not to replace one drug with another.
Good for you. 11 hours check in. Sleeping in the barn, that does not sound like fun.
Oh, lol Thank you for explaining the joke.
I am going to say goodnight to everyone who is here. It is 10 pm, and I am just wiped.
G'night. Tomorrow will be a new day!
Start that's great!! I'm proud of you. Before you know it you'll be passed the first 24 hours.
You're in the right place to quit. I really think the more you talk about it and not keep it bottled up is better for everyone. When I had the urde for a cig, I sucked on a tootsie pop(the small ones) or put sugar free gummie bears in the fridge. They get harder and take longer to eat
I made a deal with my boys not to smoke. I took my oldest (he was nine at the time) to the drug store and had him ask the guy at the counter for the niccoret gum. That way he was a part of me quitting. Knowing I made promises to the two people I couldn't disappoint helped me stay in the wagon.
Calling all goddesses and Joe. Please tell your favorite flower or outside plant so I can plan my garden.
Syn already gave me her's.
As for crude remarks, I had a really nasty patient ask me to go down on him. I said I was a vegaterian and didn't eat weinies. He never bothered me again.(true story)
As for Joe and mcdonalds, I'll never be able to look at a quarter pounder the same way again.
Laura, I hope you have a better day tomorrow. I'll be in and out until the afternoon so I'll catch up with everyone later.
Sorry for these long posts but I try to keep up with everyone.
Syn, I love lily of the valley too. It's the flower of may.
AH, you sweet lovely, I love ou too.
Sweet dreams fellow goddesses and joe.
Chippers
Thanks chippers, I will talk and talk and talk. I am actually doing really good right now but still want to smoke, cold turkey is hard but it gets done more quick. I feel great about this decision to quit. Grady my oldest son, knows and I can't let him down, especially him. I am almost through the day and ready for sleep.
I love pansies any color, any size. When the end of the season comes I pick them and press them, every time I open one of my magazines, one might fall out and I get a little piece of summer again. Love Pansies
As for mcdonalds, I am never going to eat there, I might have a milkshake or something but never ever eat there.
Why did tommy throw the clock out of the window?
He wanted to see time fly...
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Cause it wanted to get to the BOTTOM...
Just one more...
Did you hear about the indian chief who drank 15 cups of tea?
That night he drown in his tea-pee...
14 hours, just checking in...
G'night
Very cute.
Why did the farmer feed his cows money?
He wanted rich milk.
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! Very cute, I thought I was the only "corny" one here. See you all in the morning, I just took my swig of nyquill, I made it all day, 15 hours now. Doing good. Synnen, thanks. chippers, I perfer skim milk, so I guess I'll never be rich. Oh well. Sweet freams. See you tomorrow. I know I will need you...
I've seen a couple of you on other threads and when I saw this thread I just decided to stop and say Hi Y'all.
I quit smoking on my fortieth birthday. I was in the hospital after my appendix ruptured and had been well sedated for most of a week and had come off oxygen that morning. The motorcycle club came to see me and I bummed a cig from one of the guys who smoked my brand and a light from another. Of course somebody offered to jump up and down on my chest to get me started. One drag on that cig. And it tasted so bad that I gave it back. True story and I get to tell people that it cost me 18 thousand dollars to quit smoking.
In truth I smoked another month or so after getting out of hospital but did succeed in quitting. It's been 22 years now and if I can make it anyone can. Just hang in there and take it just as they say... One day at a time!
Wow Chaplin thank you for sharing you story it sure gives some inspiration lots of hugs to you and I'm glad your smoke free :D
Good morning everybody,
I am feeling really shaky today and sick to my stomach. I feel like I can not go to work. I car pool now to save gas money, but I feel like I do not want to go in to work today. Maybe I will make it through?
Arrg.
Bye for now.
Ive been feeling sick since Monday and everything here is just bloody crazy I woke up this morning to find the broken back door wide open and the cats gone I'm really not having a very good week.
Have you eaten anything Joe?
Not yet, this morning. Plus hardly any sleep. Guess that does not help. Now I have to run and go. I will try to eat something at work.
My God, Laura your not having any luck this week at all. Hopefully it settles down for you real soon.
I swear Joe I'm starting to feel like some kind of loose loony cannon lol
Have a good day xx
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Sending Laura special Angel love to make only great things happen for our special CBW.
Abra Kadbra - sish ka bam - go away bad days - and bring on nothing but happy smiles :)
Good Morning all of you very special people.
Love and hugs to you all,
Allheart
Hehehehehe I like that fairy she is cute, I'm feeling very bleh I'm not enjoying these stressfull days at all :(
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