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  • May 9, 2007, 05:09 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehe startover is hiding lol I have not seen any action here from them today giggle
  • May 9, 2007, 05:50 AM
    alkalineangel
    Hehe caffeine patches... remnds me of "meet the robinsons"... cute movie if you haven't seen it. My son loved it, but I was sobbing like a baby. Lol... not sad, just sweet.

    Good Luck Startover... I quit smoking 12 days ago. I found that suckers help a lot. You use your mouth and hand... so it helps with that oral fixation thing... I did however have a relapse on the caffeine... but I did switch back to regular coke from Diet, and believe me I am drinking far less of that liquid sugar... blech!

    How is everyone today? You all were busy last night...
  • May 9, 2007, 06:19 AM
    Synnen
    /stares bleary eyed at the screen, trying to come up with something witty to say

    I need more coffee

    /realizes that that wasn't witty, and goes back to her corner
  • May 9, 2007, 06:23 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL bless you syn pass's over a double espresso here that will kick start the brain hehehehehe
  • May 9, 2007, 06:25 AM
    alkalineangel
    Giggle.
  • May 9, 2007, 06:35 AM
    Synnen
    Mmmmm... espresso.

    I love you Laura.

    If Ben didn't have such a hold on you, I'd steal you away.
  • May 9, 2007, 06:40 AM
    curlybenswife
    I aim to please my sweet ;)
  • May 9, 2007, 07:37 AM
    startover22
    Good morning everyone, hope all is good. I am just now getting my first cup of coffee. I told my husband I am quitting so I really have to do it now. Deep breaths all day and I should be good. At least till I wake up tomorrow morning! Let me get more coffee, and geeze what time is it there, it is only 7:15 here.
  • May 9, 2007, 07:57 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehe you can do it startover
  • May 9, 2007, 09:15 AM
    startover22
    2 hours going strong. I can't turn back now... The sunshine is gone today, a little dreary, perfect time to plant some pretty flowers out front. Keep myself busy and take deep breaths. See you later.
  • May 9, 2007, 09:19 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehe get planting I planted out some lovely red lavender this weekend it's a new one from kew gardens :D I'm looking forward to seeing it the red flowers in the picture are amazing.
  • May 9, 2007, 09:20 AM
    Synnen
    I want a garden!

    /jealous
  • May 9, 2007, 09:22 AM
    startover22
    That does sound beautiful. We have a huge garden for the first time so we will be tilling for the next week. Can't wait to see the kids pull their carrots and such from the garden. That is priceless. Kids seem to think it all grows at the store. Anyway, good luck with the lavender, I love walking by those, they smell wonderful.
  • May 9, 2007, 09:28 AM
    Synnen
    Startover... you're doing great!

    Great idea to keep busy--I found occasionally that meditation helped get over the worst of the cravings, and if that didn't work, I just took a walk! Of course, I quit in January, when being outside was a good reminder of why I quit in the first place!
  • May 9, 2007, 09:39 AM
    startover22
    Very nice, Synnen. January huh? Good job. Every time I quit, I just took long deep breaths like I am taking a good long drag off my marlboro red and ahhhhh, that curves the cravings for about 3 days for me, then it is on my way to repairing what I have been doing to my poor body. You can come to our house and get our garden in shape, I could use some help and support.
  • May 9, 2007, 09:50 AM
    Synnen
    You know... if I could, I would. My mother says the same thing!

    Hopefully, we will buy a house this year, and can have a garden of our own next year!
  • May 9, 2007, 09:55 AM
    startover22
    I just looked at the original post, wow, you guys, I was thinking I would take an hour and check it out but I have decided to get to know you guys with out reading ALL 165 +14 PAGES OF friendship. Good job you guys. Synnen, You will get that house, and when you do you can make a sweet garden for yourself, no matter how small or how big, it will be great! I am proud to be a "quitter" so to speak, I can do this.
  • May 9, 2007, 09:57 AM
    Synnen
    Hey... we're proud of you, Startover.

    It takes guts to admit that you're addicted to something, and then to DO something about it :)
  • May 9, 2007, 10:00 AM
    startover22
    Yes, thank you. I am going to get those flowers ready!

    I wonder if I am going to be a "witch" in my posts, or mean. I think I will watch myself and see what happens. I am not too worried, it just crossed my mind.
  • May 9, 2007, 10:56 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I just looked at the origional post, wow, you guys, i was thinking I would take an hour and check it out but I have decided to get to know you guys with out reading ALL 165 +14 PAGES OF friendship. Good job you guys. Synnen, You will get that house, and when you do you can make a sweet garden for yourself, no matter how small or how big, it will be great! I am proud to be a "quitter" so to speak, I can do this.

    A lot of wittering! I guess you needed more then an hour to read all of it. Lol

    Wait until we get all of these pages filled up. Oh, maybe we should reminise sometimes and bring in some of the jokes over here to this thread. Lol

    Especially the one about the monkey. Never laughed so hard. I think I pissed and crapped myself at the same time.

    Joe
  • May 9, 2007, 11:13 AM
    startover22
    Yes bring some of the jokes. I would love to hear them. I am still not smoking, 4 hours! I am very proud, cause I have no one around me watching I could go out right now and have one but I WON'T DO IT! Laugh with you later...

    No need to respond, I am just recording my 5th hour. Lovely...
  • May 9, 2007, 12:15 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Awsome, I will respond anyway. Lol That is what we do here at the wittering corner. Respond. Say whatever and support each other. I have not had junk food since, uhm the weekend. Ouch. I have been bad.

    Joe
  • May 9, 2007, 12:23 PM
    startover22
    Joe, you will be OK, I am going to fill up on coffee all day, I won't even touch food unless it is junk! How's that for you. Why are a gorillas nostrils so big?



    Cause he has big fingers. J/K couldn't help it. Stupid but cute.
  • May 9, 2007, 12:26 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehe fab I love it I got an extreamly rude joke sent me yesterday ill post it later having a slightly manic time here xxxx
  • May 9, 2007, 12:34 PM
    Synnen
    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
  • May 9, 2007, 12:48 PM
    alkalineangel
    Yes how?

    Wow I haven't had junk food since... umm... wow... im eating some now... wait.. Do sun chips count?

    Great job Startover! The first day is the hardest... the second gets a little easier, and you are pretty much over the hump after the third day.

    Sorry I haven't been on much, bit of a baby scare this morning... but we're OK now after an ultrasound, and some bloodwork. Healthy heart in my little blob of cells...
  • May 9, 2007, 12:59 PM
    Synnen
    Glad everything is okay, Alka.

    For the rabbit: Unique up on it.

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    Tame way... unique up on it.
  • May 9, 2007, 01:07 PM
    alkalineangel
    Hehe... I love it...

    What do you call a proctologist from Jamaica?

    Poke'mon... hehe
  • May 9, 2007, 01:20 PM
    startover22
    You guys are great, keep putting a smile on my face. I decided last night that I wouldn't go through with this quitting thing unless I could do it being happy. I am going through withis quitting thing without being witchy! And I am happy about it. How's that? 6 hours and I will be cleaning the house from top to bottom and one side to the other side. Deep breaths are working right now. Having cravings but ignoring them. Love the jokes silly!
  • May 9, 2007, 01:24 PM
    alkalineangel
    Just stay busy, I find that when I'm bored is when I miss the cigs the most... and like I said.. buy lots of suckers... those caramel apple suckers last the longest...
  • May 9, 2007, 01:56 PM
    startover22
    6 hours 45 min. I am still being kind of nice. HAHAHAHAHAHHA (my witches laugh) I will get you my pretty! Poor kids, just wait till rest is over and they see me like this. I am trying to make this (deep breath) funny, I am smiling though!
  • May 9, 2007, 02:11 PM
    curlybenswife
    Right you ready for my rude joke??
  • May 9, 2007, 02:13 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Let me know when you get ready to fly in here with your broom, because when you do that, this guy is taking a vacation. I know I am supposed to be brave being a lion, this lion is afraid of witches. Lol

    I am ready.
  • May 9, 2007, 02:17 PM
    curlybenswife
    Father comes home and finds his daugter with a pink dildo up her ##watsit## and shouts what the f##k are you doing??
    Daughter says well if you won't let me have a boyfriend this is my substitute...
    So next day daughter comes home and finds her father with the pink dildo up his arse and a can of beer in his hand... daughter shouts what the f##k are you doing... father replys having a beer with your new boyfriend...
  • May 9, 2007, 02:19 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Lol
  • May 9, 2007, 02:19 PM
    startover22
    Yes love rude jokes. I am always the nice one but sometimes I keep my costume close by. I just talked to my husband and I told him how long it has been, he has never smoked so he just doesn't know. I guess I could ask him not to drink his dumb ole beer every night. Then he might know. (HE LOVES BEER) If he could marry it, he would. Anyway, I am afraid, I am wanting a cig. I am taking deep breaths and drinking coffee still... JOKE PLEASE!

    Oh #%&@ that was a good one. I am better now. Thanks
  • May 9, 2007, 02:21 PM
    curlybenswife
    Tee hee I just had to share I knows its crude but its funny
  • May 9, 2007, 02:24 PM
    JoeCanada76
    I have bad ones, but I think some would be offended. Maybe I will save one or two for another day. Lol
  • May 9, 2007, 02:28 PM
    curlybenswife
    Don't be such a grump come on and share them
  • May 9, 2007, 02:30 PM
    chippers
    What's the definition of a gynecologist?
    I blinked and found we have 165 posts. Wow. Talk about the populars. I love it. Start we all went through the mood swings while quitting, so we hear you and we're here for you.
    As for sun chips being junk food, when you're a goddess there is no such thing as junk food.
    Joe you can't go on vacation. Superbaby won't like that and neither will we. h@@@ has no wrath like angry goddesses.
    Syn, I want a garden too. Hopefully this summer I'll be able to plant one.
    If each of you can tell me what your favorite plant or flower is, I'll try to plant it. Once it blooms, I'll post pics of it.
    AH you're an angel as always and I love you too.

    Chippers

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