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  • Apr 16, 2007, 12:13 PM
    curlybenswife
    He did on Saturday he vacumed without being asked I nearly died of shock it amazes me that they can actually think without us they just forget how.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 12:28 PM
    Allheart
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    He did on saturday he vacumed without being asked i nearly died of shock it amazes me that they can actually think without us they just forget how.


    CBW - that is so cute. I will never ever ever forget the first and dare I say ONLY time Mr. Allheart vaccumed. I laughed so hard my side hurt. See, we don't have little ones, so the domestic stuff is mine and I really don't mind at all. If I had little ones, then I would need help. Anyway - back to the story...

    Okay, I was in a major panic because company was due in about 20 minutes. Like everyone, I am a perfectionist when it comes to having company over, anyway... I had my hand fill doing something, can't quite remember, but the bedrooms were still in need of vaccuming.. welllll, Mr. Allheart said, oh I can vacuummm... I said, are you sure he said yup, no problem... so I said okay great, here is the vaccuum and off he went. Well, after 5 minutes I thought I better go and check on him. It just looked so funny. He is a lefty and he kept vacuuming the same 2 inch space over and over and over. At that rate, it would have taken a week for him to do one room. All the while he is vaccuming, he kept saying, you tell anyone I did this and I'll never speak to you again... I was on the floor DYING of laughter, the tears were rolling down my cheeks! Way too funny. Needless to say, the room never did get finished and that was the last of his vaccuming days. Hmmm maybe he just set me up :rolleyes:
  • Apr 16, 2007, 01:22 PM
    curlybenswife
    Tee hee I don't stand for that crap if you can't do it then I want a good reason for it not being done giggle I don't do the ironing in this house either :D
  • Apr 16, 2007, 01:55 PM
    Allheart
    LOL :)

    Well, I am part to blame - of course - as it's okay with me and he is grateful and doesn't complain when I shrink the occasional shirt.. hee hee
  • Apr 16, 2007, 02:08 PM
    Synnen
    I feel like a glutton now for having a husband that not only does half the housework, but does MY half when I'm having a bad day :(
  • Apr 16, 2007, 02:15 PM
    Allheart
    Oh Synnen not at all. I remember you talking about hubby from the very beginning, he sounds like such a sweet and great guy and he probably doesn't mind at all.

    Mr. Allheart's brother does ironing and housework as well. Now if something goes wrong in the house ( like today) I do expect him to either fix it OR pick up the phone and find out how.

    But I am spoiled in other ways and I make sure the list just keeps getting longer... hee hee.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 02:31 PM
    Synnen
    I'm spoiled ROTTEN and I'll admit it.

    Mr. Synnen probably spoils me more than all of us spoil Millie and Superbaby.

    I got plants yesterday! $125 worth of all kinds of plants, with a promised trip back once we figure out how to do windowboxes! That was part of the promise he made me back when I quit smoking and was having a bad day--and I had forgotten about it until yesterday when I was wanting a cigarette so badly, and he took me shopping for plants!

    I'm such a lucky girl, I shouldn't be so crabby at Mondays.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 02:35 PM
    Allheart
    See I did remember Synnen. But he is lucky as well, don't forget that. How sweet of him to do that for you yesterday. Mine just walks around the house calling me Britney Rears (my butt was expanding there for a little while, but I think it's calming down now) and going "coo coo...coo coo", when I do or say something off the wall due to the lack of nicotene. Actually, it is great fun to laugh.

    But your honey is a sweetie, but so are you :)
  • Apr 16, 2007, 02:43 PM
    Synnen
    Awww... sounds like we should get the Misters together sometime! Then you and I can drink some wine and laugh at them!

    /hugs

    Thanks to you all. I don't know if I could have made it through today without you.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 02:46 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehe bless you both I just like to make sure that we share :D giggle the fact he goes to work means nothing we still share the household stuff or id go bloody batty lol.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 02:56 PM
    Allheart
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    awww....sounds like we should get the Misters together sometime! Then you and I can drink some wine and laugh at them!

    /hugs

    Thanks to you all. I don't know if I could have made it through today without you.


    Oh synnen how great would that be! After a couple of beers, I bet you Mr. Allheart would break out the vacuum and show his "style" of doing it. Oh how he loves to make people laugh.

    Synnen, I'm glad that stinkee Monday is almost over for you. For some reason, Tuesdays and me just don't seem to get along either.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 02:58 PM
    Allheart
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    hehehehehehe bless you both i just like to make sure that we share :D giggle the fact he goes to work means nothing we still share the household stuff or id go bloody batty lol.

    Sharing is very good there CBW :). Plus you put in a full day at home so don't discount that!!

    I think whatever works -then that is what works. But I do love your style there CBW !
  • Apr 16, 2007, 06:13 PM
    grampybob
    Smoked 30 years or a little better. Chantick don't think it's spelled right. Any way it's the pill. You can smoke while taking it. For the first week. After that, just have one when you have to. You will feel sick to your stomach and get headaches, I stayed on it for three months. My brother did it he smoked 2 to 3 packs a day. Me barely 1 pack a day.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 10:47 PM
    chippers
    I've got mr. chippers trained very well. He does the bathrooms ( I can't breathe the cleaning chemicals) we have three and vaccums. He'll do the laundry and I'll put it away.
    Syn, marriage is a prtnership. I'm sure you do things for mr. syn if he's having a bad day.
    I did it when mr. chippers was laid up for a few weeks after his surgery. Although I did go running for the tire iron when he decided to shovel snow the day after he had his rotar cuff repaired. He officially goes back to work on the 22nd. I'll get my routine back to the way I had it before. After my mom passed, I was so busy helping my dad getting the funneral arrangements finished, mr. chippers ran the house and cared for the boys and 5 cats.
    Syn, those days come and go where you want to cry from being overwhelmed. I didn't hide under the desk but went off the floor to get a soda and clear my head. I have no doubt about your ability to get the job done (you are a goddess of course) but it stinks the way the others took advantage of you. I'm sure they would be running to the boss if you did it to them. If it helps, think of everyone in pink pocka dot boxer shorts. If that doesn't get you laughing nothing will
    Cbw, if your swinging banas again I'll glad you're a friend and I'm not in the line of fire. Its hard running at full speed on 3 hours sleep. But were goddesses arent' we? As long as we look good right.

    Love chippers


    Just because they work outside the house doesn't mean they have home chore immunity. If we don't neither do they.
  • Apr 17, 2007, 01:17 AM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle I love that last line chippers its oh so true :D
    Only two days till Friday and we get to meet harry the rabbit I'm so excited its untrue I can't wait to smooth that fluffy cot of his lol.

    Rabbit Rehome - Adopt a unwanted bunny from a rescue centre

    That's him in case you didn't see the link in the loony bin millie is going to be so excited she went crazy when I showed her his picture hehehehe the lady needs to rehome him as he taunts her puppy and makes him bark and that sets off all the other dogs in the neighbourhood she isn't very popular at the moment giggle.

    Lots of hugs to all my lovely ladys xxxxxxxxxx
  • Apr 17, 2007, 11:35 AM
    chippers
    Laura, he's gorgous!!
    He looks like the rabbit we had. He taunts the dogs huh. He's not a fraidy cat is he then. I hope you post pictures when Millie gets to see him.
    In case you haven't noticed, My boys are no longer little like Millie. So I'm living vicariously through you and enjoying every minute of your posting of her antics.
    Speaking of my little gentlemen, My youngest has an eye docotr appt this afternoon after school if its anything like the last one then I'm in trouble.

    Love to my fellow goddesses

    Chippers
  • Apr 17, 2007, 01:04 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehe I don't mind in the slightest she was excited enough seeing the picture so god only knows what she will be like when she can touch him lol she is going to be so excited it will be fab to watch.

    Hope your little mans eye test wasn't to traumatic I know millie hates having hers done because she was prem they check her sight every 6 months its rather scary.
    Lots of hugs xxxxxx
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:01 PM
    Synnen
    (can anyone tell from today's posts that I'm PMSing?)
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:04 PM
    curlybenswife
    Funny syn I think I'm about getting to that stage of the month too
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:33 PM
    Allheart
    Right with you guys on that one. Many hugs to all of you.
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:37 PM
    Allheart
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  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:38 PM
    curlybenswife
    Its haweee as millie says :D
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:39 PM
    Allheart
    haweeee. My goodness CBW - I think hawee juuuust redefined what cute is :) I just love his expression.!
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:42 PM
    curlybenswife
    I say to her what's the bunny called she says haweee wheres harry going to live millie she says garden garden lol and then does her rabbit impression screwing up that little nose and snuffling crazy child lol
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:42 PM
    JoeCanada76
    I am going to stay away for a while. The lion does not want to be around when the monkeys get all mad. Lol

    Joe
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:43 PM
    Synnen
    You mean "mad" as in "crazy" and not "mad" as in "ready to tear your throat out"... right?

    We're all mad here. --The Cheshire Cat
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:47 PM
    Allheart
    Oh CBW Can't wait till Haweee comes home. Please have the camera ready :)

    Joseph, I feel so bad you are all tangled up in that other thread. I feel bad for you and Ash.

    Hi you Synnen - how is work today ?
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:49 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehe there will be plenty of pictures that we can be sure of :D.

    Joe you're a MAN you should be used to women pmsing by now ;)
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:49 PM
    Synnen
    Shhhh... it's vewy vewy qwi-et. Don't bring it up, or the phone will start ringing!
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:50 PM
    JoeCanada76
    It is quite the messy thread. It tangled me in deep. I could not believe it. From a misunderstanding as well.
    Allheart do you have any advice on how I should go forward or just stop posting altogether there?
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:52 PM
    JoeCanada76
    L, well you know what. She is pretty good. She was in too much pain and in bed before the pregnancy for me to get any used to it. Since she started back since the pregnancy, no pain but the hormones are just nuts. I am not used to it yet. Drives me insane. I am sure your laughing your arses off because of the pain I am in.

    Joe
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:53 PM
    Allheart
    Joe, I am going to go back and read through it all.
    It will be okay. I'll be back after I read. But don't worry or get upset about it. What seems upsetting now, tomorrow will be a faint memory. Honest.
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:54 PM
    curlybenswife
    Oh yes it's a punishment sent from god to all men :D that I do believe.

    Joe if you are having that much grief in a thred you know full well what to do stop posting or report it as out of hand.
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:56 PM
    Synnen
    I'm thinking of redecorating my kitchen in Monkeys and Frying pans.

    You think that would work?
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:57 PM
    curlybenswife
    Oooooooooooo yes brown monkeys and pink frying pans wouldn't that just look kitch giggle
  • Apr 17, 2007, 02:59 PM
    Synnen
    Well, I was thinking of banana yellow wallpaper, with black cast iron skillets and brown monkeys, really.
  • Apr 17, 2007, 03:00 PM
    whiteladybug2002
    I quit for 4 years and then started back two years ago. I know, I am stupid, but I was very stressed and didn't resist the urge. Now, I have tried several times with out success of quitting. When I quit before, it was almost too easy. I sit them down and never picked them back up. I want to kick myself for starting back.

    I think "once a smoker, always a smoker" Even in those 4 yrs I wasn't smoking, there was times I just wanted one out of the blue? So even when most quit, there is still that urge to start back... so be careful not to fall into the same trap I did! I thought I would have just one and now it is just a pack a day plus two years.
  • Apr 17, 2007, 03:00 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hell no you need bright pink in there somewhere lol
  • Apr 17, 2007, 03:02 PM
    Synnen
    Bows on the monkeys, maybe?

    And thanks for the advice, WLB. It's been soooooo hard to not pick one up lately. Thanks for giving me another reason not to start again.
  • Apr 17, 2007, 03:03 PM
    curlybenswife
    LMAO or you could get the sort with big red butts ;)

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