Oh my word Joshua will be a nice boy he wouldn't do anything of the sort lol

Millie mmmmm I'm sure she would love it but it isn't happening as the ceiling has larve and plaster in it oh boy it will be messy.

As for the reddy lol hell it doesn't make any difference to you have mountains of greenys giggle

Listen here Mr. Noble, you better not let him do that. And as for Millie tearing down the ceiling, that is a wonderful idea, how fun would that be. No more reddies either. Get yourself together man... LOL

Roflmasof, I know laura. I am just having fun about the reddies. Lol

Giggle giggle.

Even though dr.evil can be a bad influence I am sure Joshua will grow up being a very good boy. I just want him to have fun, smile. Enjoy life and be loving and kind to all that are around him.

Oh, you should see the beautiful smile. He is such a happy baby, I am so proud to have him as a son, and I hope he has a very happy, secure life. There are a lot of things I have experienced in life I never want him to go through. I guess, that is every parents wish.

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We are trying him with new food today. Yummy Yummy,.

My wife wants to put a picture of me crying on here, but then Laura will make fun of me because she does not like whinners. Hee Hee.

Drugs have not worn off yet.

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I fell off the branch, Big Big Big fall. It created a little bit of an earthquake. Crack. Ouch. Wendys and the tripple decker got me today. I did not buy it, somebody else treated.

Hehe... you raise your son to be better than that.. lol...

Connor called a woman in walmart a cow when he was about 24 months old. He just looked at her and then yelled out "look mommy, a cow!!!" I was mortified... and I tried to play it off like he was talking about a picture in a book, since we were near the book aisle... in his defense though, the woman was very large and had made the silly mistake of wearing a white shirt with large black dots... what else is a two year old to think?

Oh. My. God.

I'm dying laughing here about the cow.

I'm never EVER going to wear a black and white spotted top, EVER.

It wasn't even polka dots... it was big splotchy black spots... I had a hard time not laughing on the spot, even if I was mortified... I mean seriously, I would never wear that!

OMGosh, that is hilarious. Wow, I have had some serious stuff happen like that but never for a good enough reason as Connor had! I had 3 12 year olds in my car, and let me tell you I set them straight after a while of listening to their B.S. I was so disapointed to hear them talk like that. I mean it is one thing for a 2 year old but another for my 12 year old and two friends. GOLLIE!

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Mr. Nobel, did I miss something about you needing painkillers? For what, what the heck happened and did they give you enough to share? LOL

I still have a prescrip of vicodin from delivering connor that I never filled... dont think its good anymore though.. lol

I took that after some ear surgey to get a tumor out and I threw up twice after taking in and then I was flying high... Wooo hoooo. In all honesty, I hate taking anything that doesn't let me think straight. I think that is why I decided a long time ago not to drink much any more!

LOL kid storys are great my friend was in the car after collecting her two eldest from school and they were stuck in traffic so they were playing eye spy and emma says eye spy something beginning with p (thinking police) as they were in front and her eldest looks up and says penis mummy she said she was greatfull she wasn't actually moving or she would have crashed.

ROFL... I actually almost spit out my drink!!

Giggle I think tom is only 9 too she was just so shocked

Too cute, my daughter was about 5 when she spilt her orange pop all over herself in her car seat and as fast as you or I would have said it she spits out "oh sh--" I was laughing so hard I just about peed my pants. She looked so pissed when she said it.

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Too cute, my daughter was about 5 when she spilt her orange pop all over herself in her car seat and as fast as you or i would have said it she spits out "oh sh--" I was laughing so hard i just about peed my pants. She looked so pissed when she said it.

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Now that is funny.

I am not so shocked when the kids spit out bad words, it would bother me if they did it all the time or to be disrespectful but in most cases it just jumps out in a normal way of saying sh-- or dam- it. I do not let them curse but sometimes it just happens. I will be knocking on wood right now!

hehehehehe kids are just amusing millies fav expression at the moment when she drops stuff is OH NO she puts her hands on her head she just looks so funny and it sounds way to cute lol

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You guys are making my afternoon.

More stories!

How about millie going up to my eldest cat with her finger out touching his nose and saying beep and the bloody cat lets her do it lol

Oh, that's too cute for words.

You have to try to get a picture of it for her baby book

How about my oldest son feeding my old black lab 4 cubes of butter? Almost killed her.
Or how about taking a shower only to come out to olive oil, sugar and flour all over the floor with pretty pictures drawn in it.?

She is obsessed with the cats its quite sweet really the poor cats are learning to just tolerate her madness lol

1300 posts, what are we doing? When does it end? At 1500 posts? Holy cow we sure know how to talk, eh?

LOL oh well ot ends we start again giggle

Ok giggles, I am going to get my stuff done now!

I don't know if any of you have ever heard the parody song "big butter Jesus" before or maybe if you have driven through Ohio, may have actually seen the giant Jesus statue (it looks like it is carved from butter... hence the name of the song)... but My son loves the song, (they play it a lot on my morning radio show and he has it memorized.) well anyway... one day while sitting in church and listening to father preach, Connor heard him say Jesus a few times in the same sentence... Connor immediately perked up and said "Jesus? he said Jesus!......"big Butter Jesus... " and then proceeds to sing it... this was very loud might I ad... I was so embarrassed...

http://www.churchmarketingsucks.com/...giantjesus.jpg
Picture of "big butter Jesus"

Song about "big butter jesus".. by Heywood Banks... (this is in no way meant to offend anyone)
In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
Looks like he's carved out of butter,
Just like at the state fair.

Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can't believe it's not Jesus
Oleo Lord.

Well you see him from the chest up
Like he's about to do a back flip,
Like he scored a touchdown
Or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I've been to the state fair
Seen a cow made of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
And the virgin out of olives.

Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can't believe it's not Jesus
Oleo Lord.

Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
Staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
Desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don't make no graven images.
That's one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90

Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can't believe it's not Jesus
Oleo Lord.

Can't believe it's not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.


My husband and I have these little books full of what we call "connor-isms" we have a million... little funny things he says and doesn't even realize it...

Alkaline, that is something I will never forget!! I loved it, will you let me get done with my crap now?

Sorry... I should get stuff done too... like work... lol..

Oh bless his sweet butt that's just so cute, I have a good friend who lives in Ohio they own acres of land and live on this huge farm I so so wish I could go visit them.

Well everybody have a goodnight. I am signing off for now. Later everybody. Keep the stories coming and the songs.

Joe

Good night? Are you not at 2:00 in the afternoon? What time is it where you are joe?

Ohio is pretty. I love the greater cincinnati area. But I'm pretty fond of my hometown as well.. Kentucky is a great place to live.

Even with the trailers and fake flowers? LOL I have seen beautiful pic's of Kentucky. I like it too. Oregon is wonderful and constantly green, in any direction you can have a wonderful adventure. I love the ocean but we often go the river direction! Off to the oven now, I promised home made cinnamon rolls for after school snacks!

Very few trailers or fake flowers here actually... maybe out Eastern KY area... its all houses and condos here, but I live in the largest city in KY... so it could be different elsewhere.

I am just kidding! I was referring to our conversation a while ago! I know I know I need to watch my mouth. Got the rolls in the oven. I hope they come out good. See you all later...

It is now 4:40 pm.

I got here late, sorry joe, thanks for making me feel better about being a jerk. I really didn't want to look like one, but oh well. Anyway THANKS

I call it beating around the bush. Well, my husband does actually, I have to give him credit for that... Don't tell him that I did though. I agree with you, there is a point where someone is wrong and if thye chose not to admit it and make excuses instead, then that will have to be their problem, not mine! We can still be nice while being straight forward for the most part...

I appologise to everybody, I erased my post. That is why it looks like start did a double posting but did not.

I just want to say that the truth hurts sometimes. There is a right and wrong and many people come here looking for people to sugar coat everything and make them feel warm and fuzzy about there decisions. I do not do that. Depends all on the situation as well.

Here is a link to somebody who actually asked if there is anything they can do to cause a miscarriage.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/womens...age-99152.html

I don't try to sugarcoat anything, though my view and yours are opposite much of the time, Joe.

I just try to put myself in the shoes of the person posting. All of us have sin, all of us have made mistakes, and all of us can learn even now from mistakes. No one is blameless in this life--we all do things that hurt others at least sometimes. If that poster is as young as I think she is, well... maybe she didn't have anyone to teach her right from wrong. Can't we help do that without judging? YES, it's stupid to have sex if you don't want to get pregnant, but I know even married people that get pregnant when they don't want/expect to. Ask me about my sister sometime--she has 5 kids, ages 10, 7, 5, 4, and 2. You can bet she didn't PLAN those last 3, especially the timing on them.

I, on the other hand, have not been on birth control in about 10 years. Was I married to my husband then? Nope. Did we necessarily WANT children then? I don't know. I think it would have been hard on us, but a child would have been a happy thing for us even then, years before we were married. Would I just about die to have her kids? Absolutely. And Mr. Synn and I are listed as getting guardianship in her will, should something happen to her and her husband.

What I'm saying is... circumstances are different for everyone. She's wrong to think the way she does, but rather than yelling at her, which is what she's probably getting from every OTHER adult around her, I'd rather point out that I understand, and why I understand, and let her know that it's still wrong, and look! Here are some other options!

I'm in a meloncholy mood, and I'm not attacking anyone, especially not you, Joe. I'm just kind of sad and frustrated about a lot of things right now, and I think it's showing in my posts.

Synnen, that is a great way to talk to the posters that obviously need help, especially if you make it know clearly that they are not making good choices. And yes, we all are "sinners" so to speak. We all do things wrong and hurt people. I would rather know I hurt someone than have someone make it OK. Hugs to you and yes, you are definitely showing compassion in your posts!