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  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:25 PM
    JoeCanada76
    So CBW, you have proof and proven that it is only a myth.

    Maybe you should contact that show Myth busters and see if they want to test that theory.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:26 PM
    startover22
    Ok let me just tell you that my husband is WONDERFUL. I think just a while back I finally realized what I CAN DO. So saying that, it is not the size that MATTERS, but it can make a difference! OOOHHH LA LA!

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    Myth Busters is one of my faves...

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    No we will never ever ever tell a man that he is right. NEVER!

    EDIT AGAIN::::::::::::
    How in the hell would you test that on myth busters. Ohhhhh you are dr.evil
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:33 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL oh but funny, do you want to hear the story its not that crude
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:34 PM
    startover22
    Only if it doesn't make me want to call my husband home early cause he is really busy!!
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:42 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL well I had just finished a shift in a bar behind the bar serving drinks it was 12 midnight and me and the other girls decided we would go to our sister pub and go dancing there dj's were fab.
    So we arrive as ever get ushered in because we were staff and go get drinks and start to boogy my friend looks up and says hell laura look how tall that guy is, there was a team of american basket ball players in bristol they were touring lol.
    So we start boogying and this guy comes up to me taps me on the shoulder I turn round to be just level with the guys hips hell he was tall I couldn't dance with him it was silly so he sits me on a bar stool and dances round me now I don't know if tis some weird mating ritual or what but they next thing I know he has his woojit out and is trying to put it in my hand now bare in mind I'm 5ft really petite so my hands are tiny lol and so was his woojit.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:43 PM
    startover22
    Wow
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:44 PM
    curlybenswife
    To say I was shocked was an understatement lol he could well have been famous but I wasn't hanging around to find out lol I told the bouncers they were removed from the bar rather quickly
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:46 PM
    startover22
    I am glad they were removed, what were removed their itty bitties or the guys?
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:48 PM
    alkalineangel
    LOL... this is why americans get the bad names... lol...

    Yeah, my husband found me young, he was my high school sweetie. We've been together ever since. Met him when I was 16. We started dating when I was 17 and started our family when I was 20... lol... not that I was an angel or anything, my son was one when we got married... lol.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:49 PM
    curlybenswife
    Knowing the bouncers both they were real protective over staff those guys it was nice to know you could go somewhere and feel safe they even used to take us girls home after the pub shut.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:49 PM
    startover22
    Where is Synnen when we need her?
    Al, you are an angel!
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:49 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Just because dr.evil does not show on the avator anymore. Does not mean that dr.evil has left the building. Oh, there will always be dr.evil in me.

    By the way, Oh the myth busters x rated version. That will work especially if the show airs at 11 pm. It can be done.

    Or you could also get pretend vaginas, and pretend penises. All different sizes and see what fits best. Or get everything hooked up to a pleasure meter and see what really does work and does not work.

    Am I the only one that thinks all these things are possible.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:53 PM
    startover22
    OMGosh Joe, you are KILLING ME...
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:54 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL Joe your obsessed its not really about size its about how you shake it but there are a lot of women that think otherwise lol
  • Jun 6, 2007, 12:55 PM
    startover22
    Yeah, what she said...
    Obviously CB knows how to shake it! Look what he has done.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:02 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Look at what who has done? Who me? Dr.evil.

    Wow, I make one post about somebodies question and it ballooned from there.

    Did I say that right. Ballooned. I guess, that did not happen for you Cbw, were you kind of disappointed that a black man had a small penis?
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:07 PM
    curlybenswife
    Joe I was just so flipping shocked he had the audacity to even try that in the first place you could have knocked me off my bloody bar stool with a feather.
    It does make me wonder mind you these well endowed guys if they are actually real lol
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:11 PM
    startover22
    [QUOTE=Jesushelper76]Look at what who has done? Who me? Dr.evil.

    NO you dope, Curlyben.
    Silly, and yes you are still KILLING ME!
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:14 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL curlyben is no disapointment giggle
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:15 PM
    startover22
    He must not be cause I think when you shake it just right it results in a beautiful baby. I knew we would have to talk about this soon or later.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:15 PM
    Synnen
    Need me for what?

    You are doing just fine without me.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:16 PM
    startover22
    I knew you were listening, when you going to say something?
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:17 PM
    alkalineangel
    LOL... I can't even respond to the last few posts... rofl...
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:17 PM
    startover22
    Hee hee hee, I think that we all know enough now, let get on with it!!
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:19 PM
    Synnen
    I've been peeking in off and on all day.

    Just been too busy to respond much.

    I do, however, want to point out that if you read back, I posted "you're pregnant" about CBW's secret almost immediately after she posted it.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:19 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehhehehehe ;) the midwife was lovely today she stayed for 2 hours chatting about the mayhem I caused last time it was funny I'm so glad the dr that delivered millie has gone though I hated him with a pasion he had small persons disease lol he so knew I hated him too gggrrrrr but he is gone and ill get my nice gyno all to himself without his trainee


    *edit* ggggrrrr syn I can't rep you but yes you did and you were just a clever poppet ;)
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:21 PM
    startover22
    Synnen, I did notice that. Nice job. How is the smoking going, still up here with us?

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    CBW, you already had one baby, can't CB deliver this one, hahahahhaha
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:26 PM
    Synnen
    Um... no.

    But it's such a happy thread today, that I don't want to talk about why I fell.

    I'll be back up again shortly. I just have to pick the pieces back up.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:28 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Synnen is that not why we are all here, for one addiction or another. To be able to share about it. It is a happy thread because we are altogether. Right.

    EDIT:::::::::::::::

    Yes, spill it synnen.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:30 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hell no start he is more sqeemish than me and there is always the scary bit of this one being ultra early too :(

    Syn don't you dare not share your woes now spill it girl
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:35 PM
    Allheart
    Hi everyone and hugs for all. Not able to access from work anymore :(

    Synn, love you so much! More than words. :)
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:35 PM
    alkalineangel
    Naw. This one will be fine CBW. A perfect little angel... but not too little, I'm sure you will have a healthy long pregnancy.

    Synnen - yes, we all want to help.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:36 PM
    startover22
    I know CBW, I was trying to keep my smarty pants on a little longer. As for you Synnen, you got to come clean.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:45 PM
    curlybenswife
    To right syn were here for you don't forget that will you
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:45 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Edit:::::::::::

    Cbw, Is Absolutely Right.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:46 PM
    startover22
    That's for sure, she is busy she said. We will have to wait it out.

    Hey CBW, that little baby will be just fine and Millie will be an excellent big sis.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:48 PM
    curlybenswife
    Millie will be funny I'm not sure how she is going to take to sharing her daddy hell she gets fussy when I hug him lol
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:51 PM
    startover22
    That is not such a bad thing to be able to say. If I weren't around my oldest two might as well kill each other. JUST WAIT my dear, just wait
  • Jun 6, 2007, 01:52 PM
    JoeCanada76
    It is hard to say, every single baby is different. Every situation is different.

    Hope she learns to take it well, as long as she feels included in, with the new blessing. I am sure everything will be just fine.
  • Jun 6, 2007, 02:00 PM
    Allheart
    Oh no, I think Millie is going to have a blast being big sister. An absolute blast.

    It will be a hoot to watch. Oh these are some special times.

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