Ok, after reading this, you'll see why it is in this category. What I would like, is to figure out how to convince everyone I know (friends and such) that I am NOT PSYCHIC!! Even my girlfriend thinks I'm psychic because when she thinks something, I offer to do exactly what she was thinking. And at work, when the phone rings, I'll look at my buddy I work with and say "Deli phone call, Deli..." and seconds later, they will page over the intercom word for word exactly what I said. Sometimes, I'll even answer the phone before the front desk answers, and it just happens to be for our department.
My co-workers are starting to say I am psychic, but I try telling them (and my girlfriend) that I'm NOT PSYCHIC! They are all just a series of odd coincidences. So, I tried to prove I'm not, and bought a lotto card and said to my co-worker "If I am Psychic then I bought this card because it is a winner." Sure enough I won $50 on a two dollar scratch off card.
Last night, my girlfriend was lying in bed next to me, and I could have sworn I heard her say "I Love you Honey." So, naturally, I said "I love you too," She sits up and looks at me, and I smile, and she says "See? you are Psychic, I was just about to say I love you." Now, I know I heard her say it out loud, and I tried telling her she said it out loud, and she was probably half asleep.
Is there a way I can once and for all prove I AM NOT PSYCHIC??