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  • Jan 8, 2010, 07:07 PM
    driven68
    Baking soda for drug test
    Can drinking baking soda mask or clean your system for meth? If so how much
  • Jan 8, 2010, 07:14 PM
    J_9
    Nope.
  • Jan 8, 2010, 07:28 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by driven68 View Post
    Can drinking baking soda mask or clean your system for meth? If so how much

    Let me expand. We are NOT going to help you pass a meth drug test. We are NOT enablers here at AMHD. If you are a meth addict, you will have to face the music soon enough if you don't die first. Get the help you need.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 08:38 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Baking soda won't help neutralizing anything other than your stomach ache. Don't even try it as you can get extremely ill by taking too much baking soda into your body at one time.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 08:47 PM
    hheath541

    And I now have visuals of someone exploding like an elementary school volcano.

    Drinking baking soda sounds like a REALLY bad idea to me.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 08:56 PM
    Fr_Chuck

    Baking soda can settle a upset stomach, it cleans your teeth great,

    It does nothing for drug tests
  • Jan 11, 2010, 07:25 AM
    twinkiedooter

    You can also use it to combat colds and the flu.

    Sodium Bicarbonate Bicarbonate Treatment for Swine Flu (1924)

    I use it to stop my high acid reflux in my stomach occasionally.
  • Jan 11, 2010, 08:50 AM
    Fr_Chuck

    And of course it takes smells out of the fridge
  • Jan 11, 2010, 08:51 AM
    excon

    Hello:

    When I drink it, it makes my farts smell nice.

    excon
  • Jan 11, 2010, 11:49 AM
    twinkiedooter
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello:

    When I drink it, it makes my farts smell nice.

    excon

    Of, Exie, you don't fart, you break wind.

    Just remind me not to get downwind of you too often, OK?
  • Jan 11, 2010, 03:41 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Of, Exie, you don't fart, you break wind.

    Just remind me not to get downwind of you too often, ok?

    When a person "breaks wind", isn't that kind of powerful, like the parting of the seas?

    Thanks!
  • Jan 11, 2010, 03:45 PM
    Clough
    Hi, driven68!

    Are you, or someone you know using meth, please?

    Also, why are you asking the question about baking soda being used to clean a persons' system?

    Thanks!
  • Jan 11, 2010, 04:18 PM
    J_9
    Clough, this question is typically asked when someone has to take a urine or blood test for something such as probation, so they ask us how to circumnavigate the system.
  • Jan 11, 2010, 04:24 PM
    Clough
    I already knew that, J_9!

    Thanks!
  • Jan 11, 2010, 04:47 PM
    jmjoseph

    Why don't you get the proper help to deal with your addiction. If you are taking a drug test for meth, you've already experienced some problems. Trust me, they only get worse.

    Go get detoxed, and go to rehab. Then get into a 12 step program specializing in drugs. Like Narcotics Anonymous. There is a meeting in your area probably tonight.

    The courts don't take meth possession lightly. You will go to prison.

    There is help available.

    Good luck.
  • Jan 11, 2010, 04:49 PM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    I already knew that, J_9!

    Thanks!

    I don't understand then Clough, why were you asking your previous question then?

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