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  • Jun 29, 2007, 03:22 AM
    blackmoon
    How to talk very dirty to my man
    Need some ideas on very dirty and naughty things to say to my man, on what I would like to do to him, where and how... im not that creative... :confused: :confused:
  • Jun 29, 2007, 03:48 AM
    shygrneyzs
    Go and rent some adult videos. Some of the plots may be corny but the language is there.
  • Jun 29, 2007, 04:42 AM
    smoothy
    That's a rough one... the same thing won't work the same for two different women. #1 it has to be something you are comfortable with, #2 start by just being pretty graphic with what you want to do and how you want it done... while being very coy about it unless he is the type that enjoys the really aggressive type woman.

    You can be very graphic AND be either coy and demure or aggressive and assertive all in your tone of voice and body language.
  • Jun 29, 2007, 06:07 AM
    talaniman
    Say what you mean, and mean what you say, in a graphically honest way.
  • Jun 29, 2007, 06:11 AM
    excon
    Hello black:

    Well, instead of politely saying "Darling, when you have a moment, could you please increase your efforts", you could say, "Sock it to me, baby!!".

    I know that wasn't very graphic, but this IS a PG rated site.

    excon
  • Jun 29, 2007, 07:05 AM
    Dennis777
    Hello.

    Say what cums into your mind at the time, don't plan it. Its not the words, it's the lust in your voice that makes it exciting for him. Use street names for all the body parts, that always makes it seem kinky.

    Along with the words you need to make your moves more direct as in a kiss is harder then normal, when you move your body do it in jerky deep movements.

    Have Fun
    Dennis777
  • Jul 1, 2007, 08:45 PM
    snappers_angel
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by blackmoon
    need some ideas on very dirty and naughty things to say to my man, on what i would like to do to him, where and how....im not that creative......:confused: :confused:

    If you are having problems talking to your man then put it in writing sweetie men love naughty notes.tell him everything you want to do with him in detail leave nothing out trust me it even makes the sex better!
  • Jul 1, 2007, 10:35 PM
    Bluerose
    I agree with Dennis777, it not what you say it is how you say it. And be honest guys, don't most words whispered in your ear turn you on?

    Truck, power tools... lol

    Example, you can read a newspaper to a baby in a soft quiet voice and it will put it to sleep.
  • Jul 4, 2007, 05:38 PM
    bushg
    Send him a letter, put it on his car, make him lunch & stick it in his lunch box. You know what you wannato do to him so tell him. I am sure he would like this. He can read it over and over all day long. Edit sorry snapper , guess I did not read the thread through before I posted:(
  • Jul 10, 2007, 11:09 PM
    mango7777
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bluerose
    I agree with Dennis777, it not what you say it is how you say it. And be honest guys, don't most words whispered in your ear turn you on?

    Truck, power tools................. lol

    Example, you can read a newspaper to a baby in a soft quiet voice and it will put it to sleep.

    "Passport"~ from the movie Sneakers, Robert Redford is in it. Made me laugh.~
  • Jul 15, 2007, 10:15 AM
    Soph_E
    Talk to him about how it feels for you when he does things. You'll get wrapped up in it and so will he. Tell him how it feels, while he's inside of you, he'll get harder than ever.
  • Jul 15, 2007, 10:16 AM
    Soph_E
    Tell him what you want to do to him, then do it, step by step as you said
  • Oct 26, 2007, 11:10 AM
    sexdrive_69
    Well my advice for you is to think of your wildess fantasies and just tell them to your man but rearrange that words to where his name would be involved.
  • Oct 20, 2010, 09:13 AM
    scottslass
    I'm lucky... Have a man that encourages me to be myself... I would suggest start with looks... sensual sounds whispered moans... to a whisper in the ear... the most inocent of phrases like " yes, right there". Dressing for the occasion helps with the mood. I'll dress in a sexy outfit and dance for him... then say things to him "the look on your face makes me sooo wet! If you were to touch me now I would ***" While we are making love I do a lot of whispering... saying how his touches make me feel... how touching him all over is arousing... how I like to watch him ***... how I like watching him watch me ***... Then of course there is what he says to me!

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