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  • Jun 22, 2006, 07:23 AM
    rd68
    Name some things that make your wife mad.
    P.M.S.
    No sex
    Asks you to help and you say OK in a min.
    Ask if you are going to take the trash out and you say in a min.
    Hide her sex toys
    Don't tell her she looks lovely today
    Throw away her fav. Nail polish even though it's empty
    You takeing her last drink of wine
    Not talking to her
    Don't express your feelings for her
    Takeing up more room than she does
    Asking her to get rid of some stuff she doesn't need
    Getting rid of stuff of hers wile she isn't home
    Takeing the kids to the local horse races
    Ask if she can see your wallet and you tell her NO!
    Ask her to clean out the car (even if she's the one who messed it up)
    Getting into her purse
    Asking her age
  • Jun 22, 2006, 07:41 AM
    RickJ
    How could you forget Leaving the toilet seat up! :D
  • Jun 22, 2006, 10:31 AM
    rd68
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by rickj
    How could you forget Leaving the toilet seat up! :D

    Ahhh... yes the toilet seat I forgot that one that's a classic.
  • Jun 22, 2006, 10:42 AM
    Krs
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by rickj
    How could you forget Leaving the toilet seat up! :D

    This is just sooooooo true ;)
    I go mad :mad:
  • Jun 22, 2006, 10:50 AM
    Nez
    Taking her out to a posh restaurant,and saying... "You can forget your diet for tonight....you can always spend an extra hour in the gym tomorrow" :D
  • Jun 22, 2006, 10:56 AM
    flower81
    That's checky Nez... :(
  • Jun 22, 2006, 11:20 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Messing with my computer, grrrrrrrr!
  • Jun 22, 2006, 11:23 AM
    Krs
    Seeing his dirty socks on da floor
    Rrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Jun 22, 2006, 01:52 PM
    magprob
    When we are in the supermarket and I just suddenly blurt out, "Marry you? Hell Lady, I don't even know you"!
    Boy that really gets her!

    :p
  • Jun 22, 2006, 02:35 PM
    Northwind_Dagas
    Complaining about her side of the family, especially her mother, is a sure fire way to get 'the look.'
  • Jun 22, 2006, 03:21 PM
    magprob
    Now wait a minute, women are susposed to leave the toilet seat up when they're through... right?
  • Jun 23, 2006, 05:07 AM
    Cassie
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Now wait a minute, women are susposed to leave the toilet seat up when they're through...right?

    Of course women might think about it, if you are willing to make sure there are none of those little "stains" men and boys leave everywhere on the rim and inside lid.
  • Jun 23, 2006, 09:21 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    When we are in the supermarket and I just suddenly blurt out, "Marry you? Hell Lady, I don't even know you"!
    Boy that really gets her!

    :p


    Awwww honey, I just LET you think that bothers me so you'll leave my computer alone! :eek:

    LOL
  • Jun 23, 2006, 10:34 AM
    rd68
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    When we are in the supermarket and I just suddenly blurt out, "Marry you? Hell Lady, I don't even know you"!
    Boy that really gets her!

    :p

    LOLOL!Good one.
  • Jun 23, 2006, 01:26 PM
    orange
    The toilet seat one always makes me laugh because when we were first together, it was my HUSBAND, hygenic doctor that he is, who insisted that the toilet seat remain down, especially when flushing. Did you know that when you flush a toilet with the seat up, the water spray coats everything in the bathroom, including your toothbrushes? Yuck.
  • Jun 23, 2006, 01:28 PM
    J_9
    What makes me mad is when he says, "honey, WE gotta clean out the refrigerator today" and then leaves the house for work.

    I think my name was chenged to WE without my knowledge. LOL
  • Jun 23, 2006, 05:20 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    What makes me mad is when he says, "honey, WE gotta clean out the refrigerator today" and then leaves the house for work.

    I think my name was chenged to WE without my knowledge. LOL


    Mine tried that WE business until I told him the joke where one day the Lone Ranger and Tonto were surrounded by blooodthirsty hostiles and they are frantically reviewing plan after plan. Finally the Lone Ranger says "Aw hell buddy, this looks hopeless! Why don't we just run for our lives??" and Tonto says "Who WE White man?" :eek:
  • Jun 23, 2006, 08:45 PM
    letmetellu
    While playing with her breast tell her that hers are not as big as her sisters.
  • Jun 24, 2006, 01:52 AM
    Stormy69
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by letmetellu
    While playing with her breast tell her that hers are not as big as her sisters.

    :eek: :eek: Yeah that will get you Killed until you die from it!
  • Jun 24, 2006, 04:17 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    Soooooo I am wondering since rd68 did both sides of the rock band question... when do we see a thread about things that stupify the hubbies, hmmmmm? :rolleyes:

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