Name some things that make your wife mad.
P.M.S.
No sex
Asks you to help and you say OK in a min.
Ask if you are going to take the trash out and you say in a min.
Hide her sex toys
Don't tell her she looks lovely today
Throw away her fav. Nail polish even though it's empty
You takeing her last drink of wine
Not talking to her
Don't express your feelings for her
Takeing up more room than she does
Asking her to get rid of some stuff she doesn't need
Getting rid of stuff of hers wile she isn't home
Takeing the kids to the local horse races
Ask if she can see your wallet and you tell her NO!
Ask her to clean out the car (even if she's the one who messed it up)
Getting into her purse
Asking her age