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    davedale1972 Posts: 15, Reputation: 1
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    May 30, 2008, 11:40 AM
    Fading eyesight
    Well hello and good evening. Here is a problem that has been keeping me awake for a long time now. Its my eye sight. I'm losing my eye sight. Now it could be because of my age. I'm 35. It could be because I read by candle light. Or it could be because I masterbate 23 times a day. Can anyone help me?
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    May 30, 2008, 11:52 AM
    Yes, it is very well known that masturbation will cause you to go blind, I heard this on TV so it has to be true
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    May 30, 2008, 03:39 PM
    In case, you didn't get that Fr_chuck was being sarcastic! :P He does that!

    Reading my candlelight, BAD! Use adequate lighting to reduce eye strain.
    Your age has nothing to do your eyesight, there are 4 year olds that have worse eye sight than some 60 year olds.
    Masterbating definitely does not worsen your eyesight.


    When was the last time you saw your Optometrist/Ophthalmologist?
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    May 30, 2008, 04:40 PM
    This is a teen, and I am assuming it to be a joke post, I would have normally deleted this as a spam post but could not resist having some fun with them.
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    May 30, 2008, 05:49 PM
    Oooh, we're having fun, well, can't help but join in. No, masterbating will not cause you to go blind, but is will cause hair to grow on your palms, sooner or later your penis will fall off, it's a well known fact. ;)

    You want to know if anyone can help you, god I hope so.
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    Jun 10, 2008, 10:32 PM
    Lmao. Well first try letting go of the joy stick and go get your eyes examined.
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