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    Clough Posts: 26,677, Reputation: 1649
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    Jun 23, 2007, 10:59 PM
    Welcome to Sunday Morning!
    :) IF YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS, IT IS A HOOT!! :)

    Dentist's Hymn.. . Crown Him with Many Crowns
    Weatherman's Hymn... There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
    Contractor's Hymn... The Church's One Foundation
    The Tailor's Hymn... Holy, Holy, Holy
    The Golfer's Hymn... There's a Green Hill Far Away
    The Politician's Hymn... Standing on the Promises
    Optometrist's Hymn... Open My Eyes That I Might See
    The IRS Agent's Hymn... I Surrender All
    The Gossip's Hymn... Pass It On
    The Electrician's Hymn... Send The Light
    The Shopper's Hymn... Sweet Bye and Bye
    The Realtor's Hymn... I've Got a Mansion
    Massage Therapists Hymn... He Touched Me
    The Doctor's Hymn... The Great Physician
    AND for those who speed on the highway, a few hymns:
    45mph... God Will Take Care of You
    65mph... Nearer My God To Thee
    85mph... This World Is Not My Home
    95mph... Lord, I'm Coming Home
    100mph... Precious Memories

    Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
    Give me the grace to see a joke,
    To get some humor out of life,
    And pass it on to other folk

    :)
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    Jun 25, 2007, 08:21 PM
    I sent this one to my "church" and God fearing e-mail friends! You "let the light shine" with your humor! Much appreciated!
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    Jun 25, 2007, 08:31 PM
    Hey! Thanks for responding! There usually aren't very many responses in the Humor in Comedy section.
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    Jun 30, 2007, 02:48 PM
    Oh my gosh, now this is funny! You didn't make this up did you??
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    Jun 30, 2007, 07:45 PM
    No, I didn't make this up. But, I'm glad that somebody did! :)
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