[Wangdoodle]

>Ole had a car accident.
>
>In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.
>
>Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the
>lawyer.
>
>Ole responded, "Well, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my
>favorite mule, Bessie, into the... "
>
>"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
>question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
>
>Ole said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
>down the road... "
>
>The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish
>the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
>Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the
>accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell
>him to simply answer the question."
>
>By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to
>the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
>Bessie".
>
>Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well as I vas saying, I had just
>loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da
>highvay ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my
>truck right in da side. I vas thrown into one ditch and Bessie vas thrown
>into da other. I vas hurting, real bad, and didn't vant to move. However, I
>could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape
>just by her groans".
>
>"Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman came to da scene. Hecould
>hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her".
>
>After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his
>gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes. Then the Patrolman came across da
>road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'".
>
>After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his
>gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes. Then the Patrolman came across da
>road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'"Now vat the hell vould YOU say!! "
>

[magprob]

I could see Tim Conway telling that. Good one.