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    Jun 2, 2007, 08:55 AM
    Rap
    Hello:

    I wrote the following rap lyrics for your voice mail. Do you think I can make it as a rap star? Yes, I'm white and old but...

    Hello evabody, I'm sorry I'm not at home,
    But you can leave a message at the sound of the tone,
    Ya don't have to worry about what I'm going to do,
    Cause when I get home, I'm going to,
    Caaaall you.

    excon
    Or better known as 50 million cent.
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    Jun 2, 2007, 08:57 AM
    Hilarious!! I luuurve it!!
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    Jun 2, 2007, 08:57 AM
    It works for me! That gets a 10!
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    Jun 2, 2007, 09:39 AM
    I love it! And I would probably rap my message right back into the recorder!
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    Jun 2, 2007, 09:45 AM
    Haha may I have permission to send this one to Snoop Dogg or 50 cent?
    :D
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    Jun 2, 2007, 09:55 AM
    That's true start over. I think it's Werid Al Yanakviselajdsf.

    Ah, I gave up halfway through the damn name. Hahaha.
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    Jun 2, 2007, 09:57 AM
    HAHAHAH nice try though good thing I didn't have any coffee in my mouth. I just tied to rap a good morning song (more like a get yer butt out of bed song) to my oldest kids and they won't even give me the time of day. My daughter had a smirk so at least she heard me, right?
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:00 AM
    I believe it is Yankovich, my Dad took accordion lessons from his grandfather. LOL
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:01 AM
    Oh I'm glad you didn't have any coffee in your mouth that time around. :)
    I'm sure she did hear you! HAha
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:02 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9
    I believe it is Yankovich, my Dad took accordian lessons from his grandfather. LOL
    Whoa, seriously?
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:02 AM
    Are you kidding? That is cool. I wish I could get weird al on here to give us all a few laughs. I guess that is what his CD's are for though.
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:02 AM
    Hello start:

    Hey, hey, little chillen, get out of the damn bed,
    You betta start brushing and washing your head,
    Cause we got to lotta stuff we need to get done,
    So git your butt up, and let's start the fun...

    50 jillion cent
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:05 AM
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    I just rapped it to my 5 year old and he liked it, and my 4 year old, look at you, you have groupies. Or I do. I said it really loud so I hope they heard! I will be memorizing that one for sure.
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:12 AM
    My daughter just rapped it with me. And LOVED IT! Thanks excon, got any more? Maybe a weed wacking song? That is the main objective today for our too big yard!
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:14 AM
    Oh yes! And maybe a car washing one as well?
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    Jun 2, 2007, 10:20 AM
    Hello again:

    Weed wakin, weed wakin, shhh, shhh
    Weed wakin, weed wakin, shhh shhh
    Lookit 'em go, lookit 'em go, shhh, shhh
    Lookit 'em go, lookit 'em go, shhh, shhh
    Rather smoke it than wak it, smoke it than wak it
    Shhh shhh

    50 trillion cent
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    #17

    Jun 2, 2007, 10:29 AM
    excon, that was hilarious! Oh my gosh! Take it easy looks like everyone is up and waiting for the puter. We only have one, so it is their turn. Thanks for the good morning.
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    Jun 2, 2007, 11:14 AM
    Hahahahahah holy cow, snoop has nothing on you exon!
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    #19

    Jun 4, 2007, 07:44 AM
    excon, I mean 50 trillion cent, you arae a true artist. I will be coming back for more!
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    #20

    Jun 4, 2007, 07:54 AM
    Not enough references to es, ho's, Cristal, spinning rims, being a cop killer, having mad cash, etc.

    2/10
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