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curlybenswife · May 22, 2007, 04:45 AM

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never

Been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her

Quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared

Tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a

Cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and

In

The water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and

Scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its

Strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer

Resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about

this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through

the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on

the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet

and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had

the flu all winter?"

Superfly999 · May 22, 2007, 06:28 AM

Haha, that's a good one.

NeedKarma · May 22, 2007, 06:35 AM

Funny but minus 2 points for formatting and spelling of "naive". :D

shygrneyzs · May 22, 2007, 06:51 AM

I love this joke. Thanks for sharing it.

iAMfromHuntersBar · May 22, 2007, 06:58 AM

Ha ha, class!

2 Nuns are sat on a bench when a pervert strolls up and flashes them!

One nun has a stroke, the other can't quite reach!

ashleysb · May 22, 2007, 06:59 AM

Originally Posted by iAMfromHuntersBar

Ha ha, class!

2 Nuns are sat on a bench when a pervert strolls up and flashes them!

One nun has a stroke, the other can't quite reach!

Oh no! LOL

curlybenswife · May 22, 2007, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by NeedKarma

Funny but minus 2 points for formatting and spelling of "naive". :D

LOL :p to you ;) but I do have a reason to be this blonde honesy :D

magprob · May 22, 2007, 05:14 PM

The great thing about glow-in-the-dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge, you won't have to turn on the light.

Don't be silly, protect your Willy.

Emland · May 22, 2007, 05:23 PM

Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while.

"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.

"Yes," replies her daughter.

"Do you still have any questions?"

"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"

"In exactly the same way as with babies."

"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

iAMfromHuntersBar · May 23, 2007, 12:32 AM

*claps* brilliant Emland, love that one!

Emergency Exit signs - they're on the way out!

I've just had a new foam front door installed - you can't knock it!

curlybenswife · May 23, 2007, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by iAMfromHuntersBar

*claps* brilliant Emland, love that one!

Emergency Exit signs - they're on the way out!

I've just had a new foam front door installed - you can't knock it!

Now that's bad real bad lol

iAMfromHuntersBar · May 23, 2007, 01:19 AM

Have you ever heard of Tim Vine? They're two of his jokes! He holds the world record for most jokes in an hour at 499!!

Do a search for him on YouTube and watch his 5 minutes of stand up that's on there, I bet you laugh your sweet off at him, he's a legend!

curlybenswife · May 23, 2007, 01:47 AM

Ive heard of him I don't actually find him that amusing I'm afraid he annoys the heck out of me he did a tour with lee evans I've never wanted someone off the stage so much lol

iAMfromHuntersBar · May 23, 2007, 02:13 AM

Ha ha, see, I can't stand Lee Evans! I want to slap him and tell him to keep still! (His 'American' accent in There's Something About Mary makes me cringe every time I watch it!)

We should have halved the ticket cost and swapped half way through the performance!

curlybenswife · May 23, 2007, 02:27 AM

Giggle ill remember that next time ;)