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    talaniman Posts: 54,327, Reputation: 10855
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    May 18, 2007, 04:56 AM
    Fun Friday
    THE ANSWER TO THE OIL SITUATION!


    A lot of folks can't understand how we came
    To have an oil shortage here in our country.
    ~~~
    Well, there's a very simple answer:
    ~~~
    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
    ~~~
    We just didn't know we were getting low.
    ~~~
    The reason for that is purely geographical.
    ~~~
    Our OIL is located in
    ~~~
    Alaska
    ~~~
    California
    ~~~
    Coastal Florida
    ~~~
    Coastal Louisiana
    ~~~
    Kansas
    ~~~
    Oklahoma
    ~~~
    Pennsylvania
    And
    Texas
    ~~~
    Our
    DIPSTICKS
    Are located in
    Washington D.C. !!!!


    Any Questions?
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    May 18, 2007, 06:12 AM
    LOL those last lines were great

    Keep them coming talaniman, you always make me laugh
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    #3

    May 18, 2007, 06:12 AM
    Ain't that the dang truth!
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    May 18, 2007, 06:36 AM
    Funny as always T-man
    :)
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    May 18, 2007, 06:39 AM
    Hehehe.
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