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    May 11, 2007, 02:58 AM
    I'll add my Friday Humour! Sorry!
    A frog goes into a bank, and asks to take out a loan.

    The cashier, who has the unfortunate name of Miss Patricia Whack, starts to take him through the application form.

    Everything is fine until she discovers he has nothing to offer as security.

    "Don't worry," he tells her, "My father is Mick Jagger - he will see to it you get paid back."

    "I'm sorry," she replies, "but I can't accept that. Don't you have anything you can offer as security?"

    "Well, I do have this." The frog takes out of his packet a small, cheap, china cat. Patricia takes it to her supervisor and explains the situation.

    "So," she concludes, holding out the china cat, "I don't know what this is, or what to tell this customer."

    "Isn't it obvious?" the supervisor asks...




    "It's a nick-nack, Patty Whack: give the frog a loan - his old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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    May 11, 2007, 03:29 AM
    Oh my word lol
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    May 11, 2007, 10:59 AM
    I don't believe that really happened.
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    May 11, 2007, 12:36 PM
    LOL Mag you crack me up
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    May 14, 2007, 12:30 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    I don't believe that really happened.
    It SO did, in my local HSBC! Honest! I was raging because that frog took so long! He could have done it all online!
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    May 14, 2007, 12:32 AM
    When they try to click the mouse, the webbing on their feet presses down the right mouse button as well. Computers discriminate against frogs :(
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    May 14, 2007, 12:58 AM
    The should use Macs in that case! Lol!
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