[chippers]

Laura,
Did hawee teach you that? Pray for me ladies and Joe. I'm taking the boys out for dinner tonight. Mr. chippers is away playing army for the weekend. He'll be back tomorrow.
Hope all are having a great spring day. I got to sleep in this morning which is rare in this house. I was up cleaning all night while the rotten monsters were asleep. Ewven asleep you can still hear the wheels turning. I talked with my father again. He'll be moving up here sooner than next summer. I think he's found a senior citizens development very close to home.
Have a nice day ladies and joe. Or goddesses and joe. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, I'm in a straight jacket somewhere.
Love,
Chippers

[curlybenswife]

Chippers my sweet I hope your having a good day, and the boys are good when you go out tonight I'm sure they will be.
It's a bank holiday weekend here so we will be gardening and generally spring cleaning :D fun NOT.
Hope everyone is well xxxxxxxx lots of love

[JoeCanada76]

Hello everybody. Just wanted to say hello. Thinking about everybody here. Superbaby family is doing good. Hope all is well this beautiful weekend.


Joe

[chippers]

Well I survived dinner with the boys tonight. They were like gentlemen. Even when we went to the grocery store. Now walmart is another matter. I swear there has to be a walmart curse out there. It hits all kids when they walk through the door. My son said it's the falling prices. I have a different theory. Like if they behave like banzies then mom will get us whatever they want. The reality of leaving the cart right where is stands and walking out and heading home is a real eye opener.
No sooner did they get out of there were they gentlemen again. It's like doseless electro shock therapy.
I'm getting spring cleaning done as much as I can. We're planning to get our kitchen redone and the house painted. So I'm going through the house and if its broken or missing pieces it goes out. I do it covertly while the boys are in school. It saves on tears that way.
I do mr. chippers while he's at work. It saves me money on a divorce lawyers. That way if he is missing something, I can play as dumbfounded as he is. Hehe. Aren't I bad

[ordinaryguy]

What is "wittering"?

[JoeCanada76]

What is "wittering"?

Wittering is a form of intellectual humor. A wit is someone skilled in making witty remarks, typically spontaneously and in conversation.

That is a good definition. If anybody wants to correct me, please chime in. lol

[chippers]

Wittering is a form of intellectual humor. A wit is someone skilled in making witty remarks, typically spontaneously and in conversation.

That is a good definition. If anybody wants to correct me, please chime in. lol

Thanks Joe. I never would have thought about the wittering like that.

[curlybenswife]

Witter
Verb

Intr
Wittered, wittering
1. To talk or mutter ceaselessly and ineffectually.
Form: witter on (usually)

Etymology: 19c: probably a variant of whitter to chatter.

well I survived dinner with the boys tonight. they were like gentlemen. Even when we went to the grocery store. now walmart is another matter. I swear there has to be a walmart curse out there. it hits all kids when they walk thru the door. my son said it's the falling prices. I have a different theory. like if they behave like banzies then mom will get us whatever they want. the reality of leaving the cart right where is stands and walking out and heading home is a real eye opener.
no sooner did they get out of there were they gentlemen again. it's like doseless electro shock therapy.
I'm getting spring cleaning done as much as I can. We're planning to get our kitchen redone and the house painted. so I'm going through the house and if its broken or missing peices it goes out. I do it covertly while the boys are in school. it saves on tears that way.
I do mr. chippers while he's at work. it saves me money on a divorce lawyers. that way if he is missing something, I can play as dumbfounded as he is. hehe. aren't I bad

LOL I love it I do mr chippers while he is at work giggle giggle that made me laugh.
I hate food shopping that's why I send ben lol I haven't done any food shopping for months :D
Im glad the boys behaived for dinner it makes all the difference doesn't it.

Well its 9.15am I'm off to shower and start the day xxxxxx

[JoeCanada76]

Hmmm very interesting.

Laura, before Joshua we always shopped together.

Since the baby I always do the shopping now. Lol

Goodmorning everybody. I am happy that everybody is figuring out what wittering means. Lol

[curlybenswife]

That's what it says in the dictionary lol wittering is just a word for lots of talking.

[JoeCanada76]

I thought that wittering is a long version of the word wit, which means witty which means humour which means. Okay I could go on but I think it might be too much wittering for everybody here.

[curlybenswife]

LOL bless you

As it says wittering is a lot of people insesantly talking its what they call the noise that you hear when your in a group of people all talking together at the same time :D

[JoeCanada76]

I guess that is what we are doing right now? :p ;) :D :eek: :confused:

I just discovered that I am only able to put 6 images in a post and no more.

That kind of sucks now doesn't it.

Rules :mad:

[Allheart]

Good Morning Everyone -

Hope the day is good for one and all.

***hugs***

[JoeCanada76]

:p

I deleted my post about me possibly being pregnant and awake and hungry. Just figured some people might assume that I could be and I do not want anybody to think that.

:eek:

[curlybenswife]

LOL mmmmm you trying to tell us your really a girl??

[JoeCanada76]

I think you brought that up on the smoking thread too. Lol

Oh, the trouble I get myself into.

If that is the case, that would make my wife an lesbian :eek: :eek: :eek:

LOL mmmmm you trying to tell us your really a girl???

I should have not giving you a agree to that question. I am walking right into things right now.

Oh My God, I think I need sleep.

[curlybenswife]

LOL Joe after what we were talking about last night anythings possible ;)

[chippers]

Hello one and all. Joe no offense to your manliness, but from my experience, men and pregnancy go together like water and oil. But if you are pregnant Joe, I want dibbs on writing your story. I promise it'll make Lady chatterly's lover look like a kiddy book. Hehe. Embellishments and all.
As for wittering, we, being very intelligent people didn't look inside the box instead of out side it. Go figure.
Well I watched Pride and Prejudice twice last night and mamged to calm down. I let the boys out on early parole andlet them camp out in the living room and watch dvds last night.
Imagine my surprise when I woke up and found my gentlemen were back again.
Laura when I reread what I wrote about Mr. chippers, I busted out laughing too. The way I worded it "I do Mr. chippers" is priceless.
I so hate grocery shopping. When I remember I order on line through acme. The 10.00 delivery fee is worth it. I make that up by not impulse buying. Or spending an extra 30.00 if I take the kids with me. It makes life so much easier.
How is Hawee doing. How is Millie with her new friend. I think it's precious.
Hugs to everyone Joe, Syn, Laura, Heart and our other new goddesses.

Chippers.

[curlybenswife]

Morning sweety,

We are all just fine it's a bank holiday here today :D so millie gets an extra day with her daddy she is currently helping him fix a neighbours laptop lol just the sort of help he needs giggle ;)
Hawwweee is fine a little damp it rained last night poor little thing but he is stupid enough to sit in it rather than shelter in his house can't you tell he is male lol.
Online food shopping delivery is free here :D I do prefer it but its better if I send ben then he pays ;)
Hope everyone's Monday is starting OK and then it says just fine.
Lots of love Laura xxx