Well, I just spent a few hours knocking my head against the wall (metaphorically! For all you brain health experts ;D), as I have finally uncovered the twisted reason for this whole wretched course of events.
To make a long story short, after its little episode, this computer was running "normally" (much better now that it's sans MS windows), until I got my hands on some old PC133 SDRAM. Well, I thought, I could just throw said SDRAM into this old thing. (The stick of RAM that started this whole thing, a 256MB PC133 stick, is now lying comfortably inside another computer.)
So I popped the case, manoevered out the floppy drive (it's amazing how close they put it to the PSU), and replaced the OEM 64MB PC100 stick with two 128MB sticks of PC133. Manoevered Mr. Floppy back in and turned on the power.
And then it was like the whole old story again. The fans came on, but there was no signal to the monitor, and it did not boot.
I put the old 64MB stick back in, and voilą, the computer came back to life.
And then the horrible truth dawned on me: Not only does this mobo not take PC133, it also will not give any beep error codes at all, which was what threw me the first time round, when I knew even less about what I was doing.
Let's go back in time, however many years ago I started this little thread... Wow, it was only one year. Amazing.
Here is what happened, with a little commentary.
Perceived: Put 256MB of RAM into the computer, replacing the original 64MB stick.
Actual: Replaced PC100 RAM with PC133, which, unlike a lot of OLDER boards, it will not accept.
Observed: Turned on the power. Fans came on, but no signal to the monitor.
Perceived: Whoops! It is fried.
Actual: It barfs on PC133, and won't even tell you about it.
Observed: Popped case again. Replaced new RAM with old. Tried to power on. No power. To quote my original eloquent statement: "Computer does not start
AT ALL!"
Perceived: It really is fried.
Actual: Somehow the original RAM stick did not get in the slot all the way, which isn't surprising considering the nature of the case. You have to remove the floppy bay to get to the RAM slots, and you have to remove the PSU to get the floppy bay out because they are so close together. The 5.25 bay is not removable, so you have to remove the motherboard panel (I'm not kidding) to add an optical drive. At the time, I didn't know the floppy drive was removable, so how I got the first stick in correctly is beyond me...
Anyway, the improperly inserted stick screwed up the board, so it wouldn't start.
Observed: Made a half-hearted attempt to remove motherboard panel, because I didn't know how to get the floppy bay out. Got the panel out enough to better access the slots, and reseated the RAM for the upteenth time.
Perceived: It's fried.
Actual: It finally went in properly this time. System booted.
Perceived: "It's a miracle"
And so on...
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Are those cables supposed to require so much force to remove? Seems kind of stupid that I have to spend ten minutes to unplug one cable. Of course, after I got it out and plugged it back in again, I could unplug it easily.
Um... No comment.
The moral of the story, ladies and gentlemen, is that you have to push those DIMM sticks in REALLY HARD to get them in the slot.
~psi42