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Pest Control Expert
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Jul 16, 2014, 03:50 PM
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Old Sayings and Sage Wit
Since we're not going to do signatures anymore, here's a place for your favorites.
I'll start with one of my most recent:
Common sense is so rare that it should be considered a super power.
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Uber Member
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Jul 16, 2014, 03:53 PM
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A fool and their money are soon parted.
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Expert
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Jul 16, 2014, 03:56 PM
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Even duct tape can't fix stupid.
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Expert
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Jul 16, 2014, 04:55 PM
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
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Pest Control Expert
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Jul 16, 2014, 06:11 PM
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My favorite polemicist was Robert A. Heinlein:
Love is that condition in which the happiness and well-being of another become essential to your own.
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Pest Control Expert
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Jul 18, 2014, 04:00 AM
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Robert Overton wrote:
"No man has power over my rights and liberties, and I over no man's."
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Uber Member
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Jul 18, 2014, 08:13 AM
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“The State is a soulless machine, it can never be weaned from violence to which it owes its very existence.” -Mahatma Gandhi
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Expert
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Jul 18, 2014, 09:45 AM
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"Democracy is the worst form of government, except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time." Winston Churchill
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Internet Research Expert
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Jul 18, 2014, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Catsmine
Robert Overton wrote:
"No man has power over my rights and liberties, and I over no man's."
He lied !!! lol
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Pest Control Expert
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Jul 20, 2014, 02:46 AM
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Sacred Cows make great hamburger - Mark Twain
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current pert
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Jul 20, 2014, 05:17 AM
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Life is a gag, laugh or choke.
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Uber Member
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Jul 20, 2014, 06:18 AM
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"
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Expert
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Jul 20, 2014, 07:02 AM
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A hard head makes a soft a$$.
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Pets Expert
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Jul 20, 2014, 02:28 PM
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. :)
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
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Pest Control Expert
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Jul 21, 2014, 10:15 AM
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Another Twain:
Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
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Expert
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Jul 21, 2014, 12:20 PM
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The past is a nice place to visit but not a good place to stay
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Ultra Member
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Jul 27, 2014, 03:26 PM
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Ultra Member
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Jul 27, 2014, 03:35 PM
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Expert
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Jul 27, 2014, 03:44 PM
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"Help! I'm having contraptions and I need my epidermal before my biblical cord gets stuck!"
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Jobs & Parenting Expert
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Jul 27, 2014, 03:53 PM
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