[paraclete]

Canada has taken a stand

Time to protect America from zombies! - CNN.com

Apparently Canada will no longer allow zombies so the only place to go is south, some might think this has been happening for a long time, but no, it is a new initiative.. .

What is it with politicians that they so readily believe in zombies? Is it that they have been dealing with lobbists for too long but the threats are obvious, Zombie amnesty, zombie citizenship, even compulsory zombism, there will be the zombie lobby, the first zombie president, the zombie pride march, zombie day. Some might say these things have already happened. Stop it now, close the Canadian border

[tomder55]

[paraclete]

I can see why the Canadians want protection

[cdad]

There are currently 2 kinds of zombies running about that I know of. The first kind is ones of legend that came out of Jamaca. It was associated with the vodoo culture. A drug was given to the victim who later died. The actual death never took place so later when they rose again they were thought of as zombies having come back from the dead.

The second kind is very dangerous. They have been reported in the war zones. What has been happening is the attacker has been hopped up on meds from stolen med packs that allow them to live longer then normal and to keep attacking. Needless to say the second kind is not only a force to reckon with but also psychological burden for the ones that deal with them. Most of it takes place during house to house combat close quarters.

[paraclete]

Neither of these are the concern I suspect but a certain mindlessness among political groups. This was typified by the occupy movement and of course the Tea Party in recent history but further back there have been others. The drug culture may have created a certain number of individuals who walk the streets with a vacant expression and may even be difficult to knock down with weapons available to law enforcement

I should have used the sarcasm font since apart from the possibility of some sort of induced trance I don't believe zombies exist

[talaniman]

360 guns in America, zombies stand no chance, and neither do most citizens.

[paraclete]

Yes zombies with guns are a real concern