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    Jul 15, 2011, 06:51 AM
    Letter to mom.
    Dear mum,

    I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

    I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

    I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

    His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

    We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


    Wish us luck
    Katie

    P.S.
    I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

    Xx
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    Jul 15, 2011, 07:23 AM

    Love it!
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    #3

    Jul 15, 2011, 08:23 AM

    Nice one :)
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    #4

    Jul 15, 2011, 08:29 AM

    Buahahahahahaha!

    I totally needed this letter for my dad several times!
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    Jul 15, 2011, 08:38 AM
    That's a neat way of getting one's report card signed :D
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    Jul 15, 2011, 02:16 PM
    I started reading this and I was like, "***?" and the further I read, the more I thought the OP was seriously deranged and wasting my time. It did make sense and I did get a good laugh when I got to the end though. Thanks for the laugh.
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    Jul 15, 2011, 02:43 PM
    :eek:
    That is funny.

    Thanks I needed that Bella. :D
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    Jul 15, 2011, 02:52 PM

    Lol nice :D
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    Jul 15, 2011, 10:49 PM

    That is 'selling the situation' Bella, nice going.

    Stringer
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    Jul 27, 2011, 09:33 AM

    Nice one! Laughed out loud on that!!
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