[smearcase]

In the city of Minneapolis, Ollie and Lena were at the kitchen table for the usual morning cup of coffee and listening to a weather report on the radio.

"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. All vehicles should be parked on the odd-numbered side of the streets today to facilitate snowplows," the radio voice declared.

"Oh, gosh, OK," said Ollie, getting up, bundling up and heading outside to dutifully put his car on the odd-numbered side of the street.

Two days later, Ollie and Lena were at morning coffee when the radio voice said:

"There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your vehicles on the even-numbered side of the streets today."

Ollie got up from his coffee as before. He bundled up, shuffled off, and put his car on the even-numbered side of the street.

A few days later, the couple was at the table when the radio voice declared:

"There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the ..." Just then, the power went out!

"Park it where?" Ollie asked in the dark, "What should I do?"

"Aw, to heck with them, Ollie," Lena said, "Don't worry about it today.

Just leave the car in the garage."

[Just Dahlia]

I've heard this, but still love it:);)