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    Jan 18, 2011, 08:05 AM
    40 years of marriage
    A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.


    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'


    The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.


    The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.


    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
    So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!. the husband became 92 years old.


    The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...
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    Jan 19, 2011, 07:57 PM

    Serves him right:D;) Women RULE:D:cool:
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    Jan 22, 2011, 04:52 PM

    Love it. :D
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