[verycurious]

Yeah we've all been there, when a guy gives a girl THE corniest pick up line that makes even you feel embarrassed just for hearing it.
I just want to know the best/worst/funniest or just plain unique pickup lines you've ever heard (so I can use them lol).

[Bluerose]

This is the best and cheekiest one I was able to find.

"I'm no Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your bed rock."

Lol! Lol!

[Geoffersonairplane]

Well, I never use pick up lines, I just talk normal and get to know a woman. If she is worth it, you won't need any lines but I suppose it's only a bit of fun.

What about this one?

"I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

LOL

Or maybe try the approach that Manny Ribera from the movie Scarface uses when he gets slapped in the face by that woman on the sunbed for being cheeky. It did not work for him but who knows, you may be lucky.. LOL.

[KennyJ]

This ones funny

"Baby you must wash your pants with Windex because i can see myself in them"

Ha I've never tried it though

[Allheart]

this ones funny

"Baby you must wash your pants with Windex because i can see myself in them"

ha ive never tried it though

LOL, wouldn't suggest that you do :) hee, hee. Too funny

[Wildcat21]

"You must be from Nashville......because you're the only Ten-I-see"

[BIM]

How about this one:

Do you do karate? Because your body's kickin'

[Thomas1970]

"You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all night!" :rolleyes:

Or...

"You want to pick up a six-pack and do it? Or don't you drink...?" :p :D

[shygrneyzs]

One of the worst is, "what's your sign?" Then if you tell the guy, he sits and thinks like he really does not know what the heck it means.

Another one of the worst is, "I am having trouble with finding something in this dictionary. Can you help?" Foolishly, you say "yes, maybe I can help" So the jerk says, " I am looking all over in here and I cannot place U and I together". Corny in the nth degree.

Another one I and my female co-workers used to get so often, we quit telling people where we worked ( we worked as respiratory therapists) was, after saying what we did for a job, "You can help me, I am having trouble breathing, I need mouth to mouth". What they needed was a foot to their mouth.

[Capuchin]

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

:eek:

[lil_mandy]

I heard one once where the guy went up to a girl and asked " baby are ur feet sore , they must be because they sure lok it " when the girl answered " why would you think that ?" he said as his chat up approach " because everysince i saw you , you have been running! through my mind thats why your feet must be sore" actually the girl had sore feet from dancing all night yet she slapped the guy and walked away limping out the door .
Another I heard was " hunnie I think that heaven must be missing a angel , as you sure o look like one to me.

[chuff]

When I used to bartend my ex girlfriend used this line and kept me for a year so I guess it works.

The ex: Do you have a girlfriend?

Chuff: No, I don't.

The ex: Do you want one?

Well she did give me her number and she did wind up becoming my girlfriend.

[DrJ]

Here are some classics...

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"I'm trying to determine, after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex."

"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight."

"Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking then come to talk to me."


(These require a friends participation)

"You see my friend over there (point to your friend who acts all shy and waves and smiles)... he wants to know if you think IM cute"

(You walk up to the girl with your friend close behind and as you hand your friend a $100 bill, you say) "You're RIGHT! she DOES have the most beautiful eyes Ive ever seen!"


And the all time best pick up line in the world (meant to be said fast and neurotically):

"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going!"

[kanicky73]

Here's one some guy tried using on me. He licked his pointer finger and touched it very carefully on my shirt and said "we need to get you out of those wet clothes." How dumb was that!! Ok, it worked though... LOL just kidding

[lil_mandy]

I heard once just recently : " I used to be a priest , celibate for many years i am sure you look good enough to try out my new " devine course"