[magprob]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
may aswell tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You'r e very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and must atone.
You cannot be an altar boy for four months".

Johnny walks back to his pew. His friend Nino slides over and whispers,

"What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads."

[shygrneyzs]

This is a great joke. Thanks for sharing it. Even though I have heard it before - but it was an Irish priest and little Timothy O'Brien. Still good - no matter what.

[Dark but not Heartless]

Haha.

[magprob]

Oh yes, I agree with you completely. At 50 years old, I've never met a teenager that didn't know it all. The only problem with that is this, everyone under 25 is retarded! And I mean that in a nice way. A hormonal way. A big head verses small head way. Youth is wasted on the young.