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    puertorico Posts: 6, Reputation: -1
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    Dec 29, 2010, 12:11 PM
    New masturbation techniques
    Okay I need help with new masturbation techniques I know ***** under the faucet and ridin on the pillow but in need new ones that feel like I'm actually having sex when I am bored
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    Dec 29, 2010, 01:01 PM

    How old are you?
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    Dec 29, 2010, 01:13 PM
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    I am 19
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    Dec 29, 2010, 01:22 PM
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    Help me please
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    Dec 29, 2010, 01:33 PM

    If you're bored, read a book, take a dance class, go to school, utilize your time with something that will benefit you, other than 100 Os.
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    Dec 29, 2010, 02:15 PM

    If YOU don't know what feels good to you, how should WE know?

    If you need new techniques, then try this really novel concept: read a BOOK about it! There are HUNDREDS of books about pleasuring yourself out there.

    Asking us to give you techniques is like asking us to teach you to juggle. The only person who is REALLY going to figure it out is YOU.
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    Dec 29, 2010, 02:17 PM

    Get some toys> dildos bullets vibes etc
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    Dec 31, 2010, 09:42 AM
    To beat a dead horse, just experiment. If it feels good, keep at it and expand. Seeing as I'm not a dude, I can't actually give you techniques but I can tell you that just about whatever you do end up doing, it's probably not going to feel like real sex, unless you have a class A imagination, which most people don't. They do sell toys for men though, so you can go buy some of those.

    This could help, though I will admit that I didn't do a thorough search. http://www.jackinworld.com/
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    Dec 31, 2010, 10:04 AM

    Hello p:

    When I was your age I had a love affair with my moms Hoover vacuum... It gummed up the works, so she made me stop... But, I have a warm spot in my heart for that old Hoover... In fact, every time my wife starts cleaning the rug, I get a boner.

    excon
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    Dec 31, 2010, 10:40 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello p:

    When I was your age I had a love affair with my moms Hoover vacuum... It gummed up the works, so she made me stop... But, I have a warm spot in my heart for that old Hoover... In fact, every time my wife starts cleaning the rug, I get a boner.

    excon
    Ok that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I laughed so hard. Thank you for that.
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    Dec 31, 2010, 10:59 AM
    Are you a girl or a boy? The ways you already masterbate indicate to me that you are a girl, but it seems others believe you to be a boy. Can you tell us please? HUGE difference between girls and boys and we need to know lol
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    Dec 31, 2010, 12:31 PM

    If you are a girl and have some extra money, there is a device called the symbian. Basically, it's a huge vibrator imbedded in a "hump" that you straddle.

    Hitachi is an excellent vibrator as well, if you need penetration there are dildoes and vibrating dildoes that stick to surfaces.
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    Dec 31, 2010, 03:52 PM

    excon finds this helpful : ahhh - under the faucet, huh? I never did it that way...
    Hehe I did :P not sure if it would work for a guy though. :P
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    Dec 31, 2010, 05:58 PM

    OOH enigma I'm a GIRL and just THINKING about that sends shivers down my spine! OUCH!
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    Jan 8, 2011, 04:04 PM
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    IM A GIRL
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