[talaniman]

Successful Marriage

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.":eek:
Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse dedicated to J_9:D

1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.

2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.

3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.

4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually.

5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.

6. Interesting aromas.

7. Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.

8. Do enough charting to navigate around the world.

9. Celebrate the holidays with all your friends, at work.

10. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.

[J_9]

Oh, TAL, I LOVE IT!!

Especially the exotic new diseases!!

The interesting aromas ---- HOW TRUE! You can walk into a hospital room, without looking at the chart, and know what is wrong just by the smell!! :eek: (Pseudomonas is one of the worst)