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    Oct 4, 2010, 06:16 AM
    Scotch?
    SCOTCH?
    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet.
    The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
    Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne? " Champagne ?. " said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"
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    Oct 4, 2010, 07:10 AM

    Got me on that one Smoothy! Funny!
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    Oct 4, 2010, 10:40 AM
    LOL! Good one, very funny!
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    Oct 5, 2010, 11:53 AM
    Lol:d
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    Oct 13, 2010, 01:41 PM
    Nice... thanx for making me smile.
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