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    UrsusMaximus Posts: 1, Reputation: 1
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    Sep 29, 2010, 04:06 PM
    I want to get a big beer gut...
    I want to get a big beer gut... over the past few years I have found extremely erotic having my beer gut get really huge... my partner thinks is hot and sexy... what do you recommend for me to add that extra flubber and continue growing a huge beer gut...
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    DoulaLC Posts: 10,488, Reputation: 1952
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    Sep 29, 2010, 04:22 PM

    I'll take it that you are serious but somehow I'm not so sure... :)

    The obvious health risks notwithstanding, one way would be to do the obvious... drink plenty of beer... increasing your calorie intake, being less active, etc..

    Personally, and it is only my opinion, I would find another partner who would prefer to look out for my health so that I could be around for a long time with the likelihood of fewer self-induced health problems.

    Good luck!
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    Sep 29, 2010, 04:23 PM

    I don't know why anyone would want to look like that, completely obese and unfit. You must have low esteem anyway to want to do that. I would never recommend any unhealthy diet to anyone. You are setting yourself for heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, you name it, you could have it now. Your partner can't really care too much for you if he/she finds that type of physique sexy.

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    Enigma1999 Posts: 2,223, Reputation: 1077
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    Sep 29, 2010, 04:56 PM

    C'mon are you for real? LOL

    Why would you want to put your health in danger?
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    Sep 29, 2010, 04:58 PM

    Heart surgary goes real good with it, so does a bad back, sexual disfunction and more. And it all comes free
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    Enigma1999 Posts: 2,223, Reputation: 1077
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    Sep 29, 2010, 05:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Fr_Chuck View Post
    heart surgary goes real good with it, so does a bad back, sexual disfunction and more. And it all comes free


    How enticing, you sold me Fr_Chuck.:rolleyes:
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    Oct 9, 2010, 12:56 PM
    Dude, she is so lying to you. She is just looking for an excuse to dump you.
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