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    Sep 16, 2010, 05:15 PM
    Where you now
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    Sep 16, 2010, 05:16 PM

    Sitting in front of my computer - where did you think I was?
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    Sep 16, 2010, 05:22 PM

    Where you now?
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    Sep 16, 2010, 05:26 PM

    ... Where everybody knows your name!
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    Sep 16, 2010, 05:28 PM

    And their mighty glad you came
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    Sep 17, 2010, 06:46 AM

    Puzzle #2 - why is this posted under "children?"
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    Sep 17, 2010, 06:49 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    Puzzle #2 - why is this posted under "children?"


    I no know;)
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    Sep 17, 2010, 06:52 AM
    Norm!
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    Sep 17, 2010, 06:55 AM

    Please come back and post a real question if you need help. Please try reading the screen that explains how to ask a question.
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    Sep 17, 2010, 07:07 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    Norm!
    It's a little known fact that cows were domesticated in Mesopotamia and were also used in China as guard animals for the forbidden city.
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    Sep 17, 2010, 07:09 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    It's a little known fact that cows were domesticated in Mesopotamia and were also used in China as guard animals for the forbidden city.



    Guard cows? Did they have badges and guns?:eek:
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    Sep 17, 2010, 07:15 AM

    It's a little known fact that smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then at their retirement dinner you can eat them.
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    Sep 17, 2010, 07:16 AM
    Cliff, I missed you.
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    Sep 17, 2010, 07:20 AM

    Norm! Dude! Here, have a beer...

    Everyone is the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife. That's why no one messes with Switzerland.
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    Sep 17, 2010, 07:20 AM

    Oh Frazier... Sam...

    A pig ? I wonder if I could teach one to clean bathrooms and vacuum?
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    Sep 17, 2010, 07:25 AM
    - Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
    - Like a baby treats a diaper.
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    Sep 17, 2010, 07:28 AM

    The postman... gee...
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    Sep 17, 2010, 08:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    It's a little known fact that cows were domesticated in Mesopotamia and were also used in China as guard animals for the forbidden city.

    Really? I just came back from Vermont and you might be interested to know that there are more "cows" than people in Vermont.

    How do I know this (you ask)? Because the guide (it was a motorycle event) used her fingers to make air quotes around the word cow.

    For example, there are more (air quote) cows (air quote) in Vermont than there are people. No air quotes around people.

    Now, if cows unionize and get licensed to carry firearms people going to Vermont will be at a distinct disadvantage.
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    Sep 17, 2010, 08:46 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    Really? I just came back from Vermont and you might be interested to know that there are more "cows" than people in Vermont.

    How do I know this (you ask)? Because the guide (it was a motorycle event) used her fingers to make air hyphens around the word cow.

    For example, there are more (air hyphen) cows (air hyphen) in Vermont than there are people. No air hyphens around people.

    Now, if cows unionize and get licensed to carry firearms people going to Vermont will be at a distinct disadvantage.




    A horse is a horse of course of course and no one can talk to the horse of course... :D
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    Sep 17, 2010, 04:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    A horse is a horse of course of course and no one can talk to the horse of course.........:D
    On Thursdays you can. Wednesdays it's the cows.
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