[albear]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."


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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."


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At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."


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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."


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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."


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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."


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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."


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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

[Catsmine]

A friend of mine's welcome mat:

"Ring bell and run

The Rottweiler needs the exercise."

[Kitkat22]

Love those signs allbear.

[albear]

Thanks :)

My favourite is the funeral home one, I can imagine the people saying it with an evil smile while rubbing their hands :D

[Kitkat22]

thanks :)

my favourite is the funeral home one, i can imagine the people saying it with an evil smile while rubbing their hands :D

My favorite is, We repair what your husband fixes,:eek:

[Aurora_Bell]

Cute signs! I liked the funeral home one too. And the one on the sign.

[DoulaLC]

Here's a real groaner, but it made me laugh... but then, I'm easily amused... :)

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

[Aurora_Bell]

Grrroooaaannn.

[twinkiedooter]

My ultimate favorite sign on a Southern sanitation garbage truck from South Florida was:

We Cater Weddings! (sign had wedding bells and a wedding cake)
Free Snow Removal! (sign had a snowman with top hat)

I love the rottie needs exercise. Good One.

[Aurora_Bell]

Not really signs, but when my cousins and I were younger, we had 3 favorite was to answer the phone:

"Hello, house of the Lord, God speaking"
"Bella's Funeral home, you stab 'em, we slab 'em"
"Bella's Funeral home, you slice 'em, we dice 'em"


I know vulgar :p

[Catsmine]

Then there's the sign with a drawing looking down the muzzle of a HUGE revolver with a caption of "Don't worry about the dog."