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    Aug 6, 2010, 08:06 AM
    Blonde joke
    Aurora_Bell's signature reminds me of this old joke.
    I'll give the short version:

    Blond chick on a plane.

    Engine one goes out and the Captain announces a 10 minute delay.
    Engine two goes out so the Captain announces another 10 minute delay.
    Engine three goes out so the Captain announces another 10 minute delay.

    Blonde chick sees the last engine explode into flames, and then exclaims "Oh geez, now we'll never be able to land!"
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    Aug 6, 2010, 03:39 PM
    LOL! Thanks for the evening chuckle Rick.
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    Aug 6, 2010, 03:52 PM

    I needed that!
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    Aug 6, 2010, 06:29 PM

    I love those blond 'Dah' moments... thanks Rick.
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    Aug 6, 2010, 07:37 PM

    Reminds me of another.

    There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the first class section, but her ticket says that she should be in the coach section. A flight attendant realizes the blonde's mistake and asks her politely to move. The blonde won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

    The flight attendant goes and tells all of the other flight attendants. They all try to persuade the blonde to move, but she won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

    The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obnoxious blonde. He puts the plane on auto-pilot goes to the blonde and whispers something in the blonde's ear.

    Immediately she gets up and moves to her normal seat. Then the pilot goes back to fly the plane. The flight attendants are all very curious about how the pilot made the blonde move so quickly.

    They ask him and he says, "Oh, it was easy. All I had to do was tell her that the first class section wasn't going to New York!"
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    Aug 7, 2010, 04:43 AM

    LOL! A, that was very cute. TY for the chuckle over my morning coffee.
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    Aug 8, 2010, 11:46 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I love those blond 'Dah' moments...thanks Rick.

    Welcome to my life!



    Rick, I'm glad I could inspire someone! :D
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    Aug 8, 2010, 11:49 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Welcome to my life!



    Rick, I'm glad I could inspire someone! :D
    You do bella... even if you are knot a blonde.:)

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