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    Jul 15, 2010, 03:47 AM
    The Black Bra
    The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
    One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
    Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

    Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend:
    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
    I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:
    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
    Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:
    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
    Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
    When he came in the door and saw me he said,




    (you are going to love this….. )











    "What's for dinner, Zorro?" :D:p
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    Jul 15, 2010, 03:53 AM

    Ha :D
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    Jul 15, 2010, 02:11 PM

    Snuck on me with that one. Funny!!
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    Jul 15, 2010, 03:38 PM
    A "Z" is kind of hard to carve into a guys chest with a stiletto. Ouchie!
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    Jul 15, 2010, 03:54 PM

    Said by the woman in the overcoat in Emergency Room: I swear I thought the chicken was fully cooked and I removed the bayleaf.
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    Jul 15, 2010, 04:28 PM

    Thanks for the after dinner chuckle.
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    Jul 15, 2010, 04:37 PM

    That's a good one. Thanks.
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    Jul 20, 2010, 09:38 PM

    Loved it:D

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