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    Jun 14, 2010, 07:55 AM

    This thread reminds me of that old joke:

    Question: How do you make a million dollars in the stock market?

    Answer: Start with two million dollars.

    Sorry - couldn't resist!
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    Jun 14, 2010, 07:59 AM

    I was really hoping to read this and find out how to make a million dollars in a month. Dang it!
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    Jun 14, 2010, 10:18 AM

    You could always become a VERY high-class hooker. Then all you have to do is blackmail your clients to get the million.
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    Jun 27, 2010, 03:54 AM

    Yes, I know this thread is getting a little aged, but I just can't let this one go. I can't believe people are answering this seriously.

    Leslie dear, you can't make a million in a month, you can't buy your house, nothing wrong with dreams but know the difference between dream and reality. Welcome to the real world. Who put the idea into your head that you could even do such a thing?

    You need a very serious reality check here.
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