[Homegirl 50]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely. "

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
:D

[mudweiser]

Haha that's adorable ♥

[Cat1864]

I love it. :D

[Stringer]

Ha ha... didn't see that coming... good one HG.

[Catsmine]

That was good

[Clough]

Oh, I wasn't expecting that kind of ending! That was good! LOL! :p

[Just Dahlia]

Loved it!:D

[twinkiedooter]

Bridal registry in the most strangest place. Never thought of a drug store for all my old fart needs. Have to remember this for when I get really, really old. I'm just plain old now. Could come in handy.