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    Apr 24, 2010, 10:02 PM
    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    In this time of enhanced enlightenment, knowledge, sophistication, prophetic messages coming true, men becoming women and women becoming men, space exploration, computers making the world like some huge spider web...

    But, the cows still get milked, the farmers still plant their seeds and the chickens still lay eggs, and we all still (I'll leave that one up to you!) :p

    Still, age old questions and mysteries remain that are hard to solve!

    One of the most mysterious and baffling of them is: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Why did your chicken cross the road, please?

    It can be both a serious and fun subject as we go exploring the many possibilities and reasons!

    Ben, I know! WORLD DOMINATION! :D

    Only one reason per post, please?

    Thanks! :)
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    Apr 24, 2010, 10:09 PM

    The chicken crossed the road to get to the egg that came first. :)

    No, that wasn't dirty. ;)
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    Apr 24, 2010, 10:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The chicken crossed the road to get to the egg that came first. :)

    No, that wasn't dirty. ;)
    Now, that was pretty clever, actually!

    Maybe they were racing to see who would be first? :confused:

    I mean don't we all wish that we had so much importance as to cause a dicussion that would go on for centuries? :)
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    Apr 24, 2010, 10:47 PM

    To get to the other side.
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    Apr 24, 2010, 10:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    To get to the other side.
    Now, that one was really clever! :p Hadn't heard that one before! :)
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    Apr 25, 2010, 03:01 AM

    Rooster
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    Apr 25, 2010, 02:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Rooster
    Now, there you got it! LOL!

    Hey, that was good! :)

    A horny chicken!
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    Apr 25, 2010, 02:40 PM

    Because it had pressed the button at the side of the pedestrian crossing and had waited and waited until the little green chicken light showed it was safe to cross,

    Moral of the story: Safety First!
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    Apr 25, 2010, 03:00 PM

    Because that is where she parked the Coupe De Ville, of course.
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    Apr 25, 2010, 03:34 PM

    Detour ahead
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    Apr 26, 2010, 01:55 AM
    Pretty clever, all of you! :)
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    Apr 26, 2010, 09:14 AM

    To dodge the piece of sky that was falling...
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    Apr 26, 2010, 09:32 AM

    Cute!
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    Apr 26, 2010, 09:36 AM
    The chicken crossed the road to give us humans something to forever ponder over, to ask "why?"
    It's a conspriracy if you ask me.
    I think chickens are more clever than we give them credit for.
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    Apr 26, 2010, 10:05 AM

    There was food the on the other side?
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    Apr 26, 2010, 12:02 PM

    Catsmine agrees : You haven't spent a lot of time with them, have you?

    No, quite frankly, they scare me!
    They are a real sneaky pants type.
    Watch out for them, they could be plotting to cross a road near you!
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    Apr 26, 2010, 12:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    Hello Clough:

    She was a Tyson chicken, you see, who escaped from the slaughter house. The chicken feds were hot on her tail, and her get away car was parked on the other side of the road.

    excon
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    Apr 26, 2010, 03:39 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello Clough:

    She was a Tyson chicken, you see, who escaped from the slaughter house. The chicken feds were hot on her tail, and her get away car was parked on the other side of the road.

    excon
    Maybe that's a story that we should continue, exy? Sounds like it could get interesting! :)

    By the way, do you all out there in Washington State have running water in your homes as well as telephones? I mean, after all you are way out there on the end of the known Earth! :D
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    Apr 26, 2010, 04:03 PM

    Yakov smirnoff: in Soviet Russia, Road crosses Chicken


    He probably said that at some point.
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    Apr 26, 2010, 11:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    yakov smirnoff: in Soviet Russia, Road crosses Chicken


    he probably said that at some point.
    Probably so... LOL! :p
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