[ROLCAM]

The fairy and the Asylum Seeker




A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Immigration Offices.


'My good man,' the fairy said,
'I've been told by the Prime Minister to grant you three wishes, since you’ve just arrived in Malta with your wife and seven children – all costs to be borne by the Maltese Tax Payers.'


The man told the fairy:
'Well, in Eritrea where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and

-- PING!! The Asylum Seeker had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!


'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more wishes to go'.


The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garage on High Ridge with eight bedrooms – and a Gold Visa Card in each room -for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in Eritrea . I want to bring them all over here.


PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music.


'One more wish left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand.

The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant really decided to go for broke now and said “I want to be Maltese with Maltese Clothes instead of the rags and shawl , and I want to have white skin like the Maltese.'


PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out Stubbies shorts, a dirty Bonds T-shirt and a greasy terry-towel hat. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house? Where’s my Visa Gold Card?'
The fairy said
'Tough luck. Now that you are Maltese,
you're entitled to
sweet nothing at all like the rest of us”.
And she disappeared.

Do you think this is FAIR ?

[Just Dahlia]

I find something fishy with every magical fairy I run into:)

But, I do get your point.